Yeah yeah yeah, all that shit's approved. And Lumaes, that popcorn better not be stale, dammit!

A list of everything so far:

Tournament Combatants (23)
Flarecobra
TheBlindMime
PyrosNine
Hawk
Incendius
Inbred Chocobo
FenrisWolf
Nikose Tyris
Demetrius
Ugainius
Armored Bishoujo
Rhiya Ravenwing
K36 (grthwllms)
Black (Red Mage Black)
Melfice
Mesden
Raiden
Wizzle (Wizardcat)
Keyman (Newb)
The Kneumatic Pnight (via representation)
Arhra
PX-05 PhoenixBot (PhoenixFlame)
a bear

Non-Combatants (8)
Mauve Mage
Ecurt
CheshireThief
PhoenixFlame
Pedro O'Sullivan (POS Industries)
Eternal Newb
Amalgam Newb
Lumaes

Weapons (29)
Ring of Heart - POS
Morphing Pendent - Flare
A katana - TheBlindMime
Ball O' Death - Pyros
Hawkwind Feather - Hawk
Focusing Crystal - Incendius
Wind Edge - IC
Boomerhammer - Fenris
Über-Longknife - Fenris
Nikose's Hat - Nikose
Edge of Dawn & Burst of Twilight - Demetrius
Alpha High Energy Plasma Thrower [A-HEPT] - PF
Evil-Looking Cloak - Ugainius
BUTTSECKS - AB
Covenant Energy Sword - grthwllms
Plushie of Doom - Ecurt
Ring of Fire Immunity - RMB
Rhiya’s Claws of Evisceration - Rhiya
Amulet of Protection - Melfice
Ethereal Blade - Mesden
The Damascus Blade - Raiden
Magic-Enhancement Pendant - Wizardcat
Gem of Soul's Guise - Eternal Newb
Headband of the Shattered Soul - Amalgam Newb
Handle of Many Tools - Keyman Newb
The Acorn - Lumaes
Systemic Existence Assertion Leash (SEAL) System - KP
The Sundered Heart of Chaos - Arhra
Heavy Flashlight - bear

I must say Padraig O Suilabhain (I've been waiting three days to say that *sigh*) thats a nice list, just don't forget my collection of scalps.

You can, uh... you can keep those.

Mind if I throw in another weapon? And it's one you can keep afterward.

Item Submission: Gears of War assault rifle with attached chainsaw bayonet.

It's a gun with a chainsaw attached. Enuff said.

Hey, sure, sounds fun. Into the pile it goes!

DAAMMNNN... that's a big pile of weapons! :D

So, what other likely contenders are there for this competition?

I know you're full up on weapons for now, but I just HAD to submit these two where all could see them, even if they never ever show up.


Ilgivan: +5 Keen Throwing Thundering Returning Rolling Pin

Experiment 827: Mysterious And Noisy Legendarily Obnoxious Vehicular Emergency: This car, originally designed as a present for CelesJessa due to a major misunderstanding, is covered in stickers of various FMA characters. It also is capable of firing beams out of the headlights which do random things. After the first ten test dummies were variously exploded, turned into newts, caused to become ten-story-tall rampaging monsters, or made to vanish entirely, it was decided that this was a weapon best not given to CJ, lest she accidentally turn an airplane into a duck. Additionally, the radio refuses to turn off and is automatically set to the loudest volume, as well as whatever music the driver hates the most.

I bid that Arhra's Chaos Magic should have the effects left up to the ST. Arhra says a word, and POS flips a coin to decide if it's beneficial to him or harmful. Then POS gets to decide what happens.

Because if the magic is Chaotic, it'd kind of defeat the purpose if you're able to control it...

There is a marked difference between chaos magic, and wild magic (what you described).

The first is aligned with the plane of chaos, while the second is a whimsical hedge-mage discipline, similar to the magical equivalent of goblin explosives.

Wild Mage: "IMMA GUN CAST BIG FIREBALL! ^_^"