That is what I'm doing, but mine is worse...

Is there enough player's yet, or do you want 1 more so we have an even number of people and so you can make a battle chart using our avatars?

...

you're going to make a battle chart now, aren't you?

I vote that the empty spot be filled by a rampaging bull.

There is no empty spot, technically, but there is a non-com who has expressed interest in joining and another person from whom I'm waiting to hear back. But if you're worried about a number that doesn't fit into standard tournament brackets, then no, there's no empty spot. Trust me.

Yeah, I am teh slacker! I've been talking things over with Mauve, and we've decided that having two rival reporters is way better than just having one.

Name: Jennifer "Jeneral" Quailfield
Competing: no, covering event for ForumNews
Class: Wizardess
Appearance, 5'6", brown hair worn in a braid going halfway down the back, hazel eyes, royal blue dress with silver trim, slit to reveal pants underneath (easier for high kicks!), wizard's hat in same colors
Abilities:
Indoor Storm: great way to break up a bar fight, this tends to happen when the Jeneral is mad, so...don't get her mad
Wushu: (Chinese martial arts) because a wizard's staff should have a practical purpose as well
White Magic: able to heal minor wounds, shielding
Encyclopedic Knowledge: can access vast amounts of wizarding knowledge with her mind. However, this ability is imprecise, and there is no guarantee that she will get the spell right, but it does make for awesome commentary.

Jen's approved. Newb's new weapons are not. We don't need any more, really. Also, you stole that MANLOVE joke from AB. For shame.

As for Arhra's chaos magic, we've worked out an arrangement. No worries.

I feel no shame for stealing the joke, as I took it in the exciting new direction of jumping on the "making fun of CJ" bandwagon, incidentally also started by AB.

EDIT: Besides, Experiment 827 is an AB clone.

So, two reporters, and only one camera?

What are we to do?!

I know, play a card game! Not even the ten year old boys and their little sister would be a match for my new deck!

NAME: Krylo Killian
COMPETING?: Yes. Upon flipping a coin, I ended up with yes. Expect an early loss.
CLASS: Gunslinger
APPEARANCE: You've seen the picture thread, right? He looks like me. Just incase you haven't, though: http://photobucket.com/albums/v294/krylo/ 'Cept he wears a duster, which has holsters for his various bigger weapons. Duster being an extremely long coat, generally seen in westerns.
WEAPON-BASED POWER?: Yes. He needs his guns. His guns consist of a pair of 9mm semi-automatic glocks and a 44 remington long-barrel with hollow point and armor piercing rounds. He also has a good amount of other guns, but this is all he registered for use within the tournament.
ABILITIES:
Immortality: He heals any wounds dealt to him in a matter of seconds. However, it still hurts like a mother fucker, and his clothes aren't gifted with the same ability. (On the one hand--over powered somewhat. On the other... do PCs ever actually even get hurt in these things?)

Gun-Fu: If death were an artist, he would be the Reaper's masterwork with his nine mils held gingerly in his hands.

Dirty Fighting: He knows the body's weak points and he attacks them brutally and without hesitation. There is no such thing as honor in a fight with him... he'll take those steel toed boots and kick you so hard in the balls that they'll comically pop out of your mouth like that illegal fight in the beginning of Hot Shots: Part Deux.

Swordsmanship: Ever since surviving the ordeal at the North Pole, he has been practicing his swordsmanship with the withering blade, so as to make himself actually useful with it. Thankfully, he was able to transfer some of his unarmed training over, and make learning much easier. He is quite adept with it at this point, although he still relies much more heavily on his gun-fu. I have just now randomly decided that he has since destroyed the withering blade--so this will only be useful should he get a sword at some point.

Avatar of some stupid shit or another: After a run in with the creators Krylo gained the ability to use a type of internalized rune. Which is to say he can, with effort and concentration, alter his own body, giving himself abilities, or robbing himself of them. The problem is that his immortality is also a function of this, and overusing the ability leaves him open to death.

ITEM SUBMISSION: Modified Mod-Bracelet: At the end of some RP or another, he modified a mod-bracelet to work off the powers of the gods. Raiden in particular. At the time Raiden had a fuckton of power, and the bracelet maintained all of its powers in his presence. No gods, by themselves, are that powerful anymore. This can still be used to alter time-flow in minute ways, and transport objects and rooms around within a limited space. It can not, however, be used for bannings or mass bannings--unless a god happens to be using it. In which case, while possible, it would leave the god permanently mortal.

I copy-pasted most of this from older RPs, because I am lazy.

I'm not even reading that whole thing. You're just in. Look for this show to get on the road immediately.