Raiden, approval is yours for the taking.

Your body has a high electrical charge.

My guy is god of all that is sparky, glowy, and zappy.

Face it. Someone chock full of electricity is often made my bitch.

EDIT: And I takes it gladly. And that $5 you owe me. I'm not paying for donuts at the staff meeting anymore.

I'm nobody. *Vanishes back into the shadows*


Few questions though; Who's refferying each match, and DON'T tell me it's REI!

Also, what's with all the sword submissions? Not that I'm complaining like, but there does seem to be a great many of them.

NAME: CheshireThief
COMPETING?: No. Rather than risk getting injured in any way, CheshireThief is merely here to spectate for his own amusement as well as meddle. Oh god how he loves to meddle.
CLASS: Bard/Meddler/Reality-Mage
APPEARANCE: I'm pretty sure everyone knows... Otherwise, cat-anthro guy, mid-length brown hair with purple highlights, yellow eyes, mischievous charming grin. Signature red jacket and pants.
ABILITIES: Charisma: He can charm the pants right off you. You can't help but like this guy, and you want to believe whatever he says.

Alter Reality: If CheshireThief believes something enough, whether or not it is true or plausible, it generally happens. This is due to him using charisma on the forces of Fate and Chaos.

Music: This guy knows lots of songs, and enjoys playing and singing. He's likely to do this whenever and whereever. Sometimes, his music causes magical effects to take place.

Plus there's other stuff, but I won't bore you with the details.
ITEM SUBMISSION: Nothing! HAHA! However, due to his meddling nature, he -may- or may not decide to throw stuff in to people... That's not cheating, it's meddling!

All right, then I won't tell you.

People here are obsessed with large phalli. Explains why they like me so much.

Well hell, that wasn't a denial. I fucking knew it!

I have a big sword, electric powers, and Rune.

I need my electric powers pretty badly in the fight, and there's no way in any of the levels of Hell I'm giving anyone the power of Rune to use.

So you get the big sword.

Who did you think it would be? Frank Stallone?

Also, CT is approved because I know he's going to record music for this and I'm curious as to whether he's learned more than three chords by now.

CT has fixed his electric guitar and has a way to plug it into his PC now.

NAME: Wizzle
COMPETING?: Yes.
CLASS: Cat Mage
APPEARANCE: Wizzle is about 5'9'. He has violet eyes, mid-length black fur, and a fairly long tail. Wizzle wears a purple magician's hat with matching robe.
WEAPON-BASED POWER?: No.
ABILITIES: Wizzle can use Elemental Magics by the manipulation of energy. This can come from his surroundings or from elemental attacks. Doing so requires a large amount of concentration, though, and cannot be used if Wizzle is tired. He also can use Twilight Magic, an arcane magic known to few and used by even fewer. It has the power to subdue both light and darkness but is not as potent against non-elemental magic. Wizzle is quick and agile, has keen senses, but is not very strong. His claws, however, contain an unusual venom. It has different effects depending on the person who has been clawed. He also carries three identical bladed weapons. Light and thin, two are held by the paws and the other by the tail.
ITEM SUBMISSION: A necklace with a crystal attached to it. It is said to enhance the magical abilities of the wearer.

Looks good to me, Wiz. Welcome to the party.

"Heh, petty little godlings, Xaos will eat you all, with toothpicks and relish!"

Demetrius' eyes lose thier red glow as the awesome force surrounding him winks out of existance. Looking around he sees several sets of glowing eyes staring at him... The eyes seem to belong to Raiden, Pyros and Mesden.

"...Oh hell, what'd He say? Please don't smite me..."

That's great. We haven't started yet.

I swear to God, I'm going to Rickroll all of you in this RP.

Gawd, I am going to be so pwned in this RP without the mecha. Considering how my BUTTSE...ergh, CosGear works better for those with higher Intelligence, I can be beaten at my own maingame if the CosGear's in the arena during a match with a mage.

Then again, there is my Killzone the Katgirl form. I don't think many spellcasters can stand up to multiple cuts from a platinum blonde, leather clad, dualblade-wielding catgirl with relentless fury. Guess I'll just have to wait until the fighting starts to see how I really measure up.

So, the god who would guard the gate of souls is entering?

This looks like a lovely opportunity to cause an "accident" to happen and leave the gate defenseless!

Of course, there shall also be some other minions keeping an eye on the spectators to make certain that none of them try to interfere.

And... what's this I sense in one of the combatants?

NAME: The Eternal Newb
COMPETING?: No. TEN will in fact not be present. People may speak with him some though. Also, he has sent a submitted item with one of his minions
CLASS: Blue Mage gone horribly right.
APPEARANCE: He looks the same as the one who killed him last, with the addition of a black winter coat with bright green lines on. In this case, Mesden.
WEAPON-BASED POWER?: N/A
ABILITIES: Anything. More specifically, anything that has ever been used against, for, or near him. Abilities with an item at their focus require a duplicate of the item to be held.
ITEM SUBMISSION: Gem of Soul's Guise: allows the holder to duplicate the ability of any one person. To charge it, it must be pointed at the person whose ability is to be copied. The ability does not need to have been used recently. If used to duplicate a power which needs a focus object, the gem transforms into a duplicate of that object until the ability has been used or the gem has been cleared.



NAME: Amalgam Newb 327
COMPETING?: No. 327 is keeping an eye on things so that all goes as according to plan. Additionally, he has been asked to keep an eye on one other combatant.
CLASS: {Golem};{Mage};{Swordmaster}
APPEARANCE: All three also have the Newb coat.
Golem: Big hulking thing, apparently genderless.
Mage: Think KH!Donald, except human instead of a duck.
Swordmaster: As Mage, except with Goofy. Also, has a sword instead of a shield.
WEAPON-BASED POWER?: Yes (N/A)
ABILITIES: Can shift at will between forms.
Golem can form a shell providing immunity to any and all attacks. Also has a cabinet concealed in the chest, containing a vast array of useful items.
Mage can cast any standard issue spell, albeit in a weaker form (Like Penultima instead of Ultima, First Aid instead of cure, Frost instead of Blizzard, etc.)
Swordmaster has a variety of stances at his disposal which will temporarily increase any one stat at the cost of another, and can also charge his blade with pure magical energy to hit those pesky beings without bodies.
ITEM SUBMISSION: Despite not competing, 327 has decided to submit an item.
Headband of the Shattered Soul: Anyone donning this will immediately be split into three aspects of themselves. Those without multiple aspects will become triplets, each at a reduced power from the original.

NAME: Heartless!KeybladeMaster!Newb, or Keyman for short.
COMPETING?: Yes, Keyman is in the tournament under orders to incapacitate Mesden by any means necessary, even if it means getting disqualified.
CLASS: See name.
APPEARANCE: A 6'3 shadow with the trademark Newb coat and the heartless symbol. The keyblade he uses looks like some bizarre blending of a keyblade and a batt'leth.
WEAPON-BASED POWER?: Yes, Keyblade "Adaptive". The Adaptive was formed when a green leatherman micra was attached to a keyblade. Each blow against any specific foe is stronger than the last. This counter is reset when any other foe is struck. Additionally, all spells and techniques must be channelled through the keyblade.
ABILITIES: Spells: Keyman can pick any three spells castable by 327 in mage form at the beginning of any fight, and can cast these at any time during the fight as many times as he likes, although he must wait for his MP to fill.
Techniques: Keyman can pick two of Swordsman!327's stances at the beginning of a fight, and can transform into a beefed up superversion based on these stances after taking enough damage.
Pouch: Can take three one-use items into battle. Items need not be specified to the public at large.
Heartless: Any attack or ability which targets souls is utterly useless against Keyman. Additionally, any particularly Good characters facing him begin to have dark thoughts. This is considered to be a Charm effect.
ITEM SUBMISSION: Handle of Many Tools: an artifact long thought forgotten, the Handle of Many Tools can transform into any handheld object.


If at any time for any reason somebody gets ahold of the Handle and also the Headband, each aspect has two of the Handle.

If at any time for any reason somebody gets ahold of the Handle and also the Gem, the Gem fits into the handle and the Handle can duplicate items which are magical in nature.

If at any time for any reason somebody gets ahold of the Gem and also the Headband, not only does each aspect get a gem, if the three aspects hold hands, they can transform into a single entity which is a perfect counter to one foe.

If at any time for any reason all three artifacts fall into the same hands, security measures will activate and the individual involved will be teleported somewhere hazardous, buck naked, and stripped of MP.

That's a lot of crazy crap, Newb. I'll allow it for now so long as you don't go overboard and start confusing the hell out of everyone. As long as it's not too disruptive, you're free to be what you want to be.

On a side note, what are the actual physical parameters of #10? I notice you refer to this one as "he", so is he basically just Mesden with a cock?

I was more thinking a man trapped in Mesden's body, but I'll let you pick which one, since it's not like it matters anyway.

Also, you're telling me not to confuse the hell out of everyone? T.T

Do you even read my user title anymore?

Dibs hitting on, and possibly having sex with, "Mansden".

This means that you are obfuscated, not that you aim to obfuscate other people or other things.

Also, do not make me change my name to "The Human Auspex" just to undo your craziness. Because I am far and beyond crazier, just on a more logical and less overt scale.

Meep.

*goes and hides*

Too late. I already did. d(^_^d)

NAME: Axl

COMPETING?: Why yes he is competing, but due to unforseen circumstances; he woke up the morning of the registration as a Seaking.

CLASS: Goldfish Pokemon

APPEARANCE: Like a Seaking. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...8881875690.jpg Having formerly been a human, Axl reserves the right to monologue in his former tongue. Being a pokemon, his speaking vocabulary is limited to "SEAKING" & variations.

ABILITIES: Any move listed on this page is fair game.

ITEM SUBMISSION: Horn- It's a simple Seaking's horn. But strap this baby on and you'll soon gain the power and swagger of a Lv. 100 Seaking. You could attempt to gore people with it too I suppose.

Axl, as amusing as I find that particular meme, I'm inclined to say no. It seems awfully limiting, what with the complete inability to move or breathe on land, where the vast majority of this RP will be taking place.

Also, on a purely historical note, this series has had some unfortunate luck in its brief flirtations with Pokemon. Be it Premonitions' attempt to defend people by sticking them in pokeballs or Newb's more recent pokemon trainer incarnation, it seems to just get on the nerves of a lot of folks.

By the gods... if somebody... ANYBODY straps that horn on any place that isn't his or head, they will die by my hand.

I reserve the right to go God Mode if somebody does that.

One note! As I'm currently... unaccustomed... to posting on these forums as of late, I -may- not remember. Anyone should feel free to message me on AIM to remind me to post or check up on it or whatnot... Just because you message me doesn't mean I'll actually reply though... But I -will- read it.

I doubt you'll be holding up the fun times or anything, CT, but thanks for the heads up.

It's not in the game as of now, so I don't think you have anything to worry about.

Huh. Now someone else will know how Ecurt felt as "Esheth."

After seeing so many familiar faces, I look forward to smashing them in with something. Maybe my fists. Or a carp, although the RP might need a PG-20 for that.

How about I undo your crazyness and his crazyness just by being myself, which is so crazy the rest of the world is sane in comparision. Of course, if the rest of the world is sane in comparison I'm the only insane person in the world so that makes me seem more sane. So, I begrudgingly let other people be considered "insane" so my own insanity gets it's recognition as being batshit crazy. However, I am the only person who can break things on this planet, as going my previous logi-wordy-things, as only I can truly break something (I.E. I I break the (expletive: Involves Mansden, Esheth and Armored Raiden,) out of things!)

Or I'm just crazy. Give or take a lemon.

Oh well, no worries on this one then, we'll keep the seakings in the gameboys where they belong. You saved me from actually having to post on a regular basis.

On a side note, I would have probably evolved some limbs and lungs at some point into SEAEMPEROR or something. I'm going to go draw that right now.

But what about the elbow or knee?

These are perfectly valid places to put spikes for convenient hurting of other people!

A new challenger has appeared!

http://www.goingjesus.com/img/bear.jpg
NAME: grRAHHAWRrOHAOWArrrr
COMPETING?: Yes
CLASS: Bear
APPEARANCE: Big, furry, and with giant teeth and claws.
WEAPON-BASED POWER?: No
ABILITIES: Being a goddamn Bear! NUMBER ONE ON THE THREATDOWN!
ITEM SUBMISSION: Heavy Camping Flashlight - Taken from some campers that were eaten by the bear, this flashlight is large, heavy, and uses C batteries.

Bear should win.

POS Industries (4:27:37 AM):
done!
Mesden (4:27:03 AM): ?
POS Industries (4:27:48 AM):
bear profile
Mesden (4:27:11 AM):
Heh
Mesden (4:27:31 AM):
=D
Mesden (4:28:00 AM):
I want the bear to win
Mesden (4:28:00 AM):
So bad
POS Industries (4:28:46 AM):
He might just do it
Mesden (4:28:14 AM):
Final battle
Mesden (4:28:18 AM):
Bear vs P-Bot
Mesden (4:28:20 AM):
"Growr?"
Mesden (4:28:33 AM):
"Target not a threat. Abort destruction sequence."
Mesden (4:28:38 AM):
Bear wins!
POS Industries (4:29:18 AM):
hehehehe
Mesden (4:28:43 AM):
"Graooowwrr?"
Mesden (4:28:50 AM):
"Yes, you can have some steak now"
Mesden (4:28:54 AM):
"Growr! ^^ "
POS Industries (4:29:39 AM):
Best ending ever!
Mesden (4:29:05 AM):
Keke
POS Industries (4:31:03 AM):
if that bear doesn't make this the best Avvy RP ever, I quit

AWESOME.

*Pats the bear*

*Gets horribly mauled*

AAAUGH THE PAIN!

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...bear_rhiya.png

I don't know what he means by that, honestly. Being smarter than the average bear isn't really that smart, of course.

NAME: “The” Lumaes

COMPETING?: No, Lumaes’ temp agency has abandoned trying to place him in offices and has resorted to placing him in the most demeaning position possible. Hawking overpriced eatables and popcorn to slack-jawed yokels.

CLASS: Impoverished Intellectual (Temp)

APPEARANCE: Lumaes is a strange concoction of a creature. Obviously taking many style tips from the Grim Reaper himself, Lumaes is a cowled creature wrapped in inky shadows, which, like real shadows disappear almost completely in direct light. The ‘barely there’ composition of his body is contrasted severely by the very real and vaguely frightening hands and face. Lumaes’s head (for want of a better word) seems to be a faintly curved ivory disc on which is always emblazoned with some extreme expression reflecting his disastrously tenacious Perk. His skeletal hands almost seem carved with each bony joint marked with its own sigil. Hanging halfway between the face and the floor there is always a large, nutritious looking, acorn which can be seen clearly even when his body is at its darkest.
Do not question the Acorn.
This acorn however is currently absent, having been ‘submitted’ to the arena.
Also, his ghostly mystique is somewhat compromised by the candy-stripe overalls and suspender supported food-tray he is forced to wear.

WEAPON-BASED POWER?: Is wit a weapon? No!

ABILITIES:
Lumaes relies largely on his Witty Vernacular to bring down his opponents in a blinding display of scalding commentary.

The Future is Now:
In times of indecision Lumaes is capable of causing one, or both, of his hands to fall apart for him to read the knuckle bones in a display of primitive superstition.

Eats, Shoots and Leaves:
By stubbornly refusing to see the distinction between fiction and reality Lumaes is fully capable of exploiting word-plays, puns and pseudo-logic to influence the progression of events.

Placed In A Box With Mystery Printed On The Lid:
Lumaes is a riddle and, like all riddles, won’t go away until you can figure out just how he manages to bully his way into existence.
(Full details of death trigger with GM)

ITEM SUBMISSION:
The ACOOOOOORRRRRNNNN (whooOOOOOoooOOOoo!):
Having in one’s possession the ACORN (krak-krak BOOM!) robs the possessor of the ability to die. This grants no immunity to pain or suffering and in no way allows the user to heal in any way other than the natural. A man bit in half by a bear is still tragically hilarious.

He didn’t choose to submit the acorn, it was taken from him by the stadium management until he earns enough to pay off his work uniform.

A Ridiculously Long Post that No One Needs to Read
 

And now, it's time for another session of The Kneumatic Pnight Makes a Ridiculously Long Post that No One Really Needs to Read (TKPMRLPNORNR)
(Now with helpful separated boxes so you can refer to things quickly!)
(Separated Boxes: Now with more sodium!)
(SWEET JESUS!)

Seriously, though, you'll probably be better off if you just refer to the specific minions below, which will be helpfully labeled.

[Edit]: Oh, POS, sorry for practically punishing you for okaying this idea. >> <<
[Edit II]: Re-edited for legibility reasons.

KP Morgan (Prime)
This will probably be entirely unnecessary since he won't be competing, and almost certainly won't be directly involved in anything else, either.
Item Submission: Systemic Existence Assertion Leash (SEAL) System. (Also known as The Most Annoying Device in the Universe)

This device asserts the existence of whichever object to which it is ‘attuned’. Essentially, it makes the subject recursive, but not immortal. It grants an effective immunity to sudden nonexistence, because the universe reasserts the original existence. It can also be used to make already ‘recursive’ people unable to protect themselves, by reasserting a previously injured (and suddenly gone) existence in place of the newer, fresher one.

To “attune” the SEAL System to a person, it must be touched to them and activated, after which it can be left anywhere within range to do its job.

Minion Profiles ___________________________________________
Global Note: I can't switch between minions during any specific round of the tournament
In an attempt to cover all the bases necessary, the minions range within the various levels of power, and go from downright silly, to cool, to vague attempts at badassery, for more serious situations.

Also, I know it's a lot, but I would also like to make more for a few reasons.
1. I feel like I forgot someone.
2. Minions made intelligently could spice up a situation (particularly with DM input).
3. I get bored easily.

Lastly: I'm mostly attached to Renée Revenu and Sparky, but I'm pretty flexible on most of the others if something comes up.

Also: I have no idea which one to use in the first round. So, I'll pick that later. Any hints? No?
Sadnow...

Jane Doe Clone
Commander Laura Blood
Renée Revenu
Sparky
Dymanthus (Sunny D)
Xaichel
If you can read this, you should've stopped reading ages ago. Seriously.

Oh, so you're sending out minions for this one, considering the "win by default" smack'n I gave you last time! Though I must admit, "Airplane shake" will be the most deadly and lethal attack I have ever faced. Seriously. It's hard enough for me to NOT eat things people tell me not to eat, but with someone enticing me along with both Airplane AND Train noises?

For a recap:
Furthermore, in the Civil War, I voted for Bear, because the bear ate Pedro.

I ran out of words on the previous one for an edit, but I got confirmation from someone and so...

Minion Profiles (Continued)

Raven Rhiyawing

That's not your average bear, though. I remember this one time when the bastard stole my mech. I tried to stop him, but he has this really foul breath. Smelled like he'd been eatin' Seakings or something.

Well, I have finally put together a character profile. Slight complications from the fact we've got another Avvy RP still running, but it should all work out hopefully.

I settled on an item I was thinking of adding to Arhra's inventory when the current Avvy RP finishes. It was either that or forcing people to dress up as schoolgirls.

On the 'other useless powers' under Ability Theft, I only mention them because it was a joke at the beginning of the fourth Avvy RP that all the monsters she'd tracked down in the time between RP's had useless powers. Arhra, after much effort, summoned a hard boiled egg as 'proof' the powers weren't useless. They are too inefficient to use in battle and generally don't have a useful effect.

NAME: Arhra
COMPETING?: Yes
CLASS: Union Jack!
APPEARANCE: Arhra's very happy with her current form - disgustingly healthy and damn good looking to boot. She has even managed to do away with some of the lack of stature that so frustrated her, as part of a pact with unspeakable forces that dwell beyond the ordered stars. Arhra has pale skin with a vibrant tone to it, practically glowing from within. Arhra's crimson eyes are bright, the dominant feature of her face, framed by black hair that she made grow dramatically long and billowy and has not yet gotten around to trimming.

For attire, Arhra's opted for simplicity, dressed in deep blue. She wears a long tunic-like shirt with voluminous sleeves, partially marked with a pleasant diamond pattern in white and tied together with a white sash. In the lower half department, she has baggy pants that almost look like a dress when she's not moving too quickly. The getup looks more restrictive than it is.

WEAPON-BASED POWER?: No.

ABILITIES: Arhra's powers and strength vary from incarnation to incarnation. Her current form is probably as strong as she's ever been while not hanging out in Ominious Rings of Land. This has added to her paranoia that the universe is setting her up for a fall.

Energy Drain: Arhra can siphon off energy through physical contact. This has the benefit of weakening her enemy and slightly strengthening her. It also makes her resilient to most energy attacks, possibly negating them entirely if she's aware of it and can position to absorb it. The sheer amount of power she's drained has made her physically very formidable.

Ability Theft Arhra also found she can gain some attributes of enemies she uses her draining touch on. This generally applies only to abilities inherent to the creature and is most likely to be accquired if she actually kills via draining. Here's a list of powers she's accquired:

Useful: rapid healing, fire breathing, an activatable fiery aura, extremely enhanced strength, ice based attack (a sort of wave of ice that tends to shatter a few seconds later), entrancing song
Weird: can transfer petrification to others, can animate snow and ice in a sort of shell around her, ink cloud
Useless: Easy hair care, summoning a hard boiled egg, other useless powers

Chaos Magic: Chaos magic works by focusing power towards a desired goal. It is unpredictable in how exactly it will fulfill the demanded effect and can have dangerous side effects. If the spell slips out of the user's control or is beyond the user's power, it will tend to create a partial fulfillment or a warped interpretation. Arhra's general spell use is to have a single word trigger to focus the spell (Like 'Light!' might fill an area with fireflies, set a tree on fire or create a lamp). The guides to the stability of an effect are how much effort has been put behind it and the complexity of the effect.

Explosive Reincarnation: Largely self explanatory, Arhra possesses the power of rejuvenation. With a large blast radius, no less. The new form varies although its generally a humanoid and is highly susceptable to outside interference. Reincarnating leaves Arhra weakened and it becomes unstable after it's been used once, having a host of nasty and potentially fatal side effects. She would be be eliminated from the contest if this ability triggers.

Shapechange: A creature as fickle as Arhra tends to grow weary of maintaining the same form after a while. A sign of just how fickle is that the number of times Arhra has made any use of it can be counted upon the fingers of one tomato. It can only periodically be used and involves Arhra's emotional and physical state at the time.

Comprehension: Subcontracted out to Arhra by Cheshire Thief, this is the ability to understand the meaning of what people are saying. Is amazing. However, to activate it's power Arhra must shout "COMPREHENDS!"

ITEM SUBMISSION:
The Sundered Heart of Chaos: This artifact fell into Arhra's hands during the events of the fourth Avatar RP. It is a dark gem, a deep crack running through it and opaline fires mouldering dimly in its depths. Though the Herald of the End Times is no more and their power has dissipated, the broken Heart of Chaos can still be coaxed into producing the occaisional miracle. Once per battle, the Sundered Heart of Chaos may be called upon to fulfill one demand of its wielder. The outcome of use of the Heart should be determined upon by the GM. Effects that are deemed too powerful should backfire or only be partially fulfilled.

Yeah yeah yeah, all that shit's approved. And Lumaes, that popcorn better not be stale, dammit!

A list of everything so far:

Tournament Combatants (23)
Flarecobra
TheBlindMime
PyrosNine
Hawk
Incendius
Inbred Chocobo
FenrisWolf
Nikose Tyris
Demetrius
Ugainius
Armored Bishoujo
Rhiya Ravenwing
K36 (grthwllms)
Black (Red Mage Black)
Melfice
Mesden
Raiden
Wizzle (Wizardcat)
Keyman (Newb)
The Kneumatic Pnight (via representation)
Arhra
PX-05 PhoenixBot (PhoenixFlame)
a bear

Non-Combatants (8)
Mauve Mage
Ecurt
CheshireThief
PhoenixFlame
Pedro O'Sullivan (POS Industries)
Eternal Newb
Amalgam Newb
Lumaes

Weapons (29)
Ring of Heart - POS
Morphing Pendent - Flare
A katana - TheBlindMime
Ball O' Death - Pyros
Hawkwind Feather - Hawk
Focusing Crystal - Incendius
Wind Edge - IC
Boomerhammer - Fenris
Über-Longknife - Fenris
Nikose's Hat - Nikose
Edge of Dawn & Burst of Twilight - Demetrius
Alpha High Energy Plasma Thrower [A-HEPT] - PF
Evil-Looking Cloak - Ugainius
BUTTSECKS - AB
Covenant Energy Sword - grthwllms
Plushie of Doom - Ecurt
Ring of Fire Immunity - RMB
Rhiya’s Claws of Evisceration - Rhiya
Amulet of Protection - Melfice
Ethereal Blade - Mesden
The Damascus Blade - Raiden
Magic-Enhancement Pendant - Wizardcat
Gem of Soul's Guise - Eternal Newb
Headband of the Shattered Soul - Amalgam Newb
Handle of Many Tools - Keyman Newb
The Acorn - Lumaes
Systemic Existence Assertion Leash (SEAL) System - KP
The Sundered Heart of Chaos - Arhra
Heavy Flashlight - bear

I must say Padraig O Suilabhain (I've been waiting three days to say that *sigh*) thats a nice list, just don't forget my collection of scalps.

You can, uh... you can keep those.

Mind if I throw in another weapon? And it's one you can keep afterward.

Item Submission: Gears of War assault rifle with attached chainsaw bayonet.

It's a gun with a chainsaw attached. Enuff said.

Hey, sure, sounds fun. Into the pile it goes!

DAAMMNNN... that's a big pile of weapons! :D

So, what other likely contenders are there for this competition?

I know you're full up on weapons for now, but I just HAD to submit these two where all could see them, even if they never ever show up.


Ilgivan: +5 Keen Throwing Thundering Returning Rolling Pin

Experiment 827: Mysterious And Noisy Legendarily Obnoxious Vehicular Emergency: This car, originally designed as a present for CelesJessa due to a major misunderstanding, is covered in stickers of various FMA characters. It also is capable of firing beams out of the headlights which do random things. After the first ten test dummies were variously exploded, turned into newts, caused to become ten-story-tall rampaging monsters, or made to vanish entirely, it was decided that this was a weapon best not given to CJ, lest she accidentally turn an airplane into a duck. Additionally, the radio refuses to turn off and is automatically set to the loudest volume, as well as whatever music the driver hates the most.

I bid that Arhra's Chaos Magic should have the effects left up to the ST. Arhra says a word, and POS flips a coin to decide if it's beneficial to him or harmful. Then POS gets to decide what happens.

Because if the magic is Chaotic, it'd kind of defeat the purpose if you're able to control it...

There is a marked difference between chaos magic, and wild magic (what you described).

The first is aligned with the plane of chaos, while the second is a whimsical hedge-mage discipline, similar to the magical equivalent of goblin explosives.

Wild Mage: "IMMA GUN CAST BIG FIREBALL! ^_^"

That is what I'm doing, but mine is worse...

Is there enough player's yet, or do you want 1 more so we have an even number of people and so you can make a battle chart using our avatars?

...

you're going to make a battle chart now, aren't you?

I vote that the empty spot be filled by a rampaging bull.

There is no empty spot, technically, but there is a non-com who has expressed interest in joining and another person from whom I'm waiting to hear back. But if you're worried about a number that doesn't fit into standard tournament brackets, then no, there's no empty spot. Trust me.

Yeah, I am teh slacker! I've been talking things over with Mauve, and we've decided that having two rival reporters is way better than just having one.

Name: Jennifer "Jeneral" Quailfield
Competing: no, covering event for ForumNews
Class: Wizardess
Appearance, 5'6", brown hair worn in a braid going halfway down the back, hazel eyes, royal blue dress with silver trim, slit to reveal pants underneath (easier for high kicks!), wizard's hat in same colors
Abilities:
Indoor Storm: great way to break up a bar fight, this tends to happen when the Jeneral is mad, so...don't get her mad
Wushu: (Chinese martial arts) because a wizard's staff should have a practical purpose as well
White Magic: able to heal minor wounds, shielding
Encyclopedic Knowledge: can access vast amounts of wizarding knowledge with her mind. However, this ability is imprecise, and there is no guarantee that she will get the spell right, but it does make for awesome commentary.

Jen's approved. Newb's new weapons are not. We don't need any more, really. Also, you stole that MANLOVE joke from AB. For shame.

As for Arhra's chaos magic, we've worked out an arrangement. No worries.

I feel no shame for stealing the joke, as I took it in the exciting new direction of jumping on the "making fun of CJ" bandwagon, incidentally also started by AB.

EDIT: Besides, Experiment 827 is an AB clone.

So, two reporters, and only one camera?

What are we to do?!

I know, play a card game! Not even the ten year old boys and their little sister would be a match for my new deck!

NAME: Krylo Killian
COMPETING?: Yes. Upon flipping a coin, I ended up with yes. Expect an early loss.
CLASS: Gunslinger
APPEARANCE: You've seen the picture thread, right? He looks like me. Just incase you haven't, though: http://photobucket.com/albums/v294/krylo/ 'Cept he wears a duster, which has holsters for his various bigger weapons. Duster being an extremely long coat, generally seen in westerns.
WEAPON-BASED POWER?: Yes. He needs his guns. His guns consist of a pair of 9mm semi-automatic glocks and a 44 remington long-barrel with hollow point and armor piercing rounds. He also has a good amount of other guns, but this is all he registered for use within the tournament.
ABILITIES:
Immortality: He heals any wounds dealt to him in a matter of seconds. However, it still hurts like a mother fucker, and his clothes aren't gifted with the same ability. (On the one hand--over powered somewhat. On the other... do PCs ever actually even get hurt in these things?)

Gun-Fu: If death were an artist, he would be the Reaper's masterwork with his nine mils held gingerly in his hands.

Dirty Fighting: He knows the body's weak points and he attacks them brutally and without hesitation. There is no such thing as honor in a fight with him... he'll take those steel toed boots and kick you so hard in the balls that they'll comically pop out of your mouth like that illegal fight in the beginning of Hot Shots: Part Deux.

Swordsmanship: Ever since surviving the ordeal at the North Pole, he has been practicing his swordsmanship with the withering blade, so as to make himself actually useful with it. Thankfully, he was able to transfer some of his unarmed training over, and make learning much easier. He is quite adept with it at this point, although he still relies much more heavily on his gun-fu. I have just now randomly decided that he has since destroyed the withering blade--so this will only be useful should he get a sword at some point.

Avatar of some stupid shit or another: After a run in with the creators Krylo gained the ability to use a type of internalized rune. Which is to say he can, with effort and concentration, alter his own body, giving himself abilities, or robbing himself of them. The problem is that his immortality is also a function of this, and overusing the ability leaves him open to death.

ITEM SUBMISSION: Modified Mod-Bracelet: At the end of some RP or another, he modified a mod-bracelet to work off the powers of the gods. Raiden in particular. At the time Raiden had a fuckton of power, and the bracelet maintained all of its powers in his presence. No gods, by themselves, are that powerful anymore. This can still be used to alter time-flow in minute ways, and transport objects and rooms around within a limited space. It can not, however, be used for bannings or mass bannings--unless a god happens to be using it. In which case, while possible, it would leave the god permanently mortal.

I copy-pasted most of this from older RPs, because I am lazy.

I'm not even reading that whole thing. You're just in. Look for this show to get on the road immediately.

Do you happen to need someone to walk around the ring with a sign and perhaps do a little clean up? I think my current avatar fits that job perfectly.

If you want. Sign-ups for combatants are closed, but non-coms can join at any time. Figure out a profile and I'll see if I likes it.

NAME: H-Man (HateMakingAName, AIM version of IHateMakingNames)
COMPETING?: Edit - No, he lives in the stadium.
CLASS: Kitty!
APPEARANCE: First thing Google Images brought up when I searched "IHateMakingNames" was my avatar (Oddly, the previous one, the puppy), so we'll go with my Avatar.
ABILITIES: Being incredibly cute.
ITEM SUBMISSION: Edit - Nevermind

Well I mean what's a tourney without a ring girl to walk around the ring in as little clothing as possible holding a sign. Maybe drag of those you can't be saved and maybe scrub a little blood. I'll get on that profile at some point in the near future.

Edit:
NAME: "Raggy"
COMPETING?: No- Generic Ring girl. Holds up signs announcing stuff, helps people out of the ring, jumps around the winner to uh make the viewers happy, ect.
CLASS: Bikini Model
APPEARANCE: All the important bits are in the Avatar.
ABILITIES: Again all the important bits are in the Avatar. Also, being really really air headed.
ITEM SUBMISSION: Well there are things hidden in the cleavage, namely bullets, and a revolver on the hip but neither
will be used. Its just part of the character I'm stealing from wholesale for comedic purposes.

Yeah, you guys are accepted. Why not?

Also, RP thread is GO!

New discussion thread is also go!

A slight (Drastic) change.

NAME: H-Man (HateMakingAName, AIM version of IHateMakingNames)
COMPETING?: No, he lives in some POS building.
CLASS: Kitty!
APPEARANCE: Currently, the kitty in my avatar.
ABILITIES: Being incredibly cute.

Also, anything, as long as I can find a picture with a cat doing it on the internet.

Shape shifting into other kitties as well, since he needs to change for the pictures.

EXTRA: Everything H-Man does will be based on pictures I can find (Which will be included in the posts, through links).

NAME: Narc McGee
COMPETING?: No, I'll be doing stupid tricks to entertain people between fights
CLASS: Crazy hobo
APPEARANCE: 6'6" human male with long brown hair, clothed in a trench coat, blue jeans, and a brown shirt
ABILITIES: does stupid tricks for money

Yeah, all right, you can play. Just beware the rocket boots.