INDIANS DEFEATED BY HUNGRY, HUNGRY ELEPHANT
 

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapc...eut/index.html

First Canada is defeated by a rebel cat, and NOW this!

Don't worry, we are safe in America, 11-year-old boys will protect us from beasts of olde!

Aww he thinks he's people!

That is really cool and a little frightening. Tolls are one of the basic stepping stones to governance.

This is a clear sign of an impending apocalypse, the animals are beginning their revolution! First the canadian postal service, then gridlock in India, and with the assasination of such an exalted and prestigious boar, it's only a matter of time before all out war is upon us.

Arm yourselves my fellow NPFers, Judgement Day is upon us, and mankind will have to pay for its years of automated animal slaughter.

I for one welcome our giant elephant overlords.

I am reminded of the beginning of Princess Mononoke.

Quickly Donomni, we must create shrines!

I probaly would have heard of the pig on TV, but Californian air waves were flooded by two retarded whales who think they can go up upstream.

A whale did the same thing up the Thames last year. They're mobilizing their forces people, getting into position and testing our defences for an amphibious assault!

They've been planning this for years and now they're stepping up their plans, we must prepare!

You know you're Canadian when your first thought is wondering how the hell two whales made it all the way to London, Ontario.

And they are penalizing the Japanese for getting rid of those sperm filled cetaceans of hell!!! If anything, they are saving us from doomsday, as every anime in the last forty years has told us.

In America we live in terror of the eleven-year-old boys.