Oh, and what's that huge horn they use in those commercials for Rikola or whatever...

IHMN, you have just crafted the most messed up musician in history if you do that. I congratulate you...

EDIT: Oh, and you need to think up some really crazy band name to go with the worst band ever, like "The Smelly Rabid Weasals" or something...

I suppose he would create a Marvin situation.

And I'll stick with SSS.

I now have that guy. His title is "That guy..."

On the simpsons they had a kazoo, bagpipe, didgeridoo band call "As annoying as we want to be."

And my guy would join them, and remix it into techno.

Then it would be called, "Funded by Barney and Satan."

I think didgeridoo sounds kinda cool. But I dislike bagpipes a lot...

Oh yeah. should I stick with my character being named Maxie Ford (pun intended) or stick with the changed name?

My guy has a bagpipe to now. And the preformer is a tap dancer (I think... Celes hasn't responded to that yet)

When people heard it, their spleens would reach up through their throats to throttle their brains to end the agony.

No no no, still not evil enough. How about "Funded by Microsoft, Barney, and Satan."

EDIT: IHMN, I think someone already called bagpipe amazingly...

EDIT: I think the reponse ot hearing it owuld be closer to this...

I began to feel a burning feeling in my stomach, which rose into my chest, and then I lost consciousness. I awoke the next day in a hospital bed. Later that day, the doctors informed me of just what had happened. As I was listening to the band, my stomach began to produce an excess amount of acidic bile. Then, through a remarkable feat of many muscles working together, my body forced the bile up, through my esophagus, past my throat, and into my sinus cavities. I overheard a doctor say to a nurse “It was as though he tried to dissolve his own brain.” That man will never know how right he was.

Slightly modified and taken from the Something Awful website, but it applys here...

I'll be the performer in the ugly sounding group. ^^

AND I have a name for them!

They should be called "WT-HITS"
"What The Hell Is That Sound?"