I call that joke, "Dirty". Because it's like the Improved Anal Plundering skill that those Redneck trees have.

... I hate you guys. All of you. So much so right now. I am just glad that IC has balls of steel right now, considering he wouldn't have done half the shit he has if he didn't have them.

No Mime! Don't give up! Just change the song! It's a well known fact bears can't dance to Opera!

You just have to belief in the power of your soul and rhythm, Yo!

Cartman runs in through the doors to scream for all to hear,
 

I've been wanting to fight some fembots for awhile. I'll update my character description to include my new abilities later.

Melee range with Mesden = worst possible thing you could ever do, in regards to your 'immortal' soul.

Also, remember, her body is just a doll she's inhabiting to make staying in the 'real world' easier. Beware your soul when she uses her real body!

This attack is very draining, though, on her 'I can use soul attacks' arsenal, seeing as she's directly coming into reality as well as merging her soul into someone else to destroy it.

Sorry Hawk, but there's not much I can think of anyone doing to get out of this. >>

It's all fun and games until one of them gets shot with a concentrated beam of white hot solar fury.

Right... about... Now.

Soooo mean! Everyone's picking on Poor Pyros and TBMime!
Can't a pyromaniac deity and a mime who happens to be blind kill two bears in peace?

The worst part is, I'd sing to prevent the blast, but in the time it takes for me to vocalize a song about how the blast didn't hit him, or didn't harm him, the blast would have already happened!

Not like a fire god and a shapeshifting mime trying to doubleteam a single bear, right?

Incidentally, is there anyone among our more artistic types who might be willing to illustrate some scenes out of this RP? There are a few instances that are just begging to be properly visualized, I think.

I'll try and get Morgan on the case.

For now, FILLER ART!

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1713/squidnz4.jpg

=D If POS would be so kind as to describe a scene, I shall deliver it post-haste to Morgan Parker to draw.