ah dammit...this is gonna go on over and over again.

I think we can establish that Paris Hilton DESERVES more punishment but obviously has not been given any. would you punish a woman who's flatter than a brick wall?

You.... want to punish her for being a B-cup?

Hey, now that's being a little too judgemental. We want her to be punished for not using her natural female affinity-related skills.

In layman's terms, she ain't baking enough pies.

That's no good.