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POS Industries 06-10-2007 01:41 AM

That is neato, Mauve.

PyrosNine 06-10-2007 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POS Industries
From: POS Industries

To: PyrosNine

Re: Robotroopers.


Flesh?

Blast! I thought they were cyborgs!

Well, then, I'll just have to melt them like the brave little metal of unknown origin soldiers they are.

POS Industries 06-10-2007 03:03 AM

Ah, no worries. Rhiya's under the impression that some of them carry their own freeze rays, like the big one that the crab has. I was about to correct her, but I actually think it's a nice touch.

Rhiya Ravenwing 06-10-2007 04:04 AM

but... robots without their own freeze rays are like popcorn without the butter!

'Sides, those robots are junk metal now! (and Arhra and Rhiya's plots are under way!)

POS Industries 06-10-2007 04:07 AM

Aye, but I might keep the freeze ray troopers for this next part of the adventure we have coming up. Makes things interesting.

Furthermore, it would be just lovely if all my creative bursts for this didn't seem to come exclusively at 5am.

Bailey 06-10-2007 08:34 AM

But 5am is when the 3am movies end. It's the perfect time for creative bursts!

Also, I'll probably have the laws of reality run and catch up and slam the Keymen together into a single one at some later point, but right now common sense is still trying to figure out how to get through that portal.

mauve 06-11-2007 12:08 AM

How does Mauve know what Fifth said on the Mod bracelet when she wasn't even there?

MAUVE IS ALL-KNOWING.

POS Industries 06-11-2007 02:01 AM

Your journalism senses are clearly extra-tingly. Also, you all know my Fifth was dead-on. Don't even lie.

Anyway, Round Two is about to begin, and as the remaining competitors make continue on to their path to glory, the rest of the NPFers must assemble to defend the very heart of our society.

Just as soon as I get around to typing up all that garbage!

Arhra 06-11-2007 06:11 AM

What's that you say? A newcomer at this stage?!

NAME: Arhiyara

CLASS: Sin Against God

APPEARANCE: Arhiyara bears an uncanny resemblance to Rhiya's dragon form, remaining both spiky and dragony. However, the fact she has two heads and her tail splits into two separate ones is a dead giveaway for This is Not Rhiya. Rather than the lurid red furnace glow Rhiya's dark body had, Arhiyara has a multi-coloured sheen, resembling black opal. Static periodically crackles over her body and glowing particles drift off her in a haze, the bright motes vanishing after a few feet. Her four eyes are both glowy and red.

WEAPON-BASED POWER?: No

ABILITIES:
Chaos Diamond: Being composed of crystallised elemental chaos and lacking most of an anatomy makes Arhiyara very hard to hurt. Worse yet, unlike Rhiya, damage will regenerate, the chaotic material regrowing due to the fact it is literally possessed by a chaos spirit.

Size Change!: Arhiyara retains Rhiya's ability to resize herself at will. All signs point to it making her just as ravenous.

Magical Chaos Breath: The comingling of Arhra and Rhiya appears to have ended up giving Arhiyara the ability to cast chaos magic via her breath weapons. Oh dear.

Impact Absorption: Weak attacks are utterly useless against Arhiyara, as she simply absorbs the energy from the attack, rendering it completely harmless. Strong attacks are unaffected.

Mad as a balloon: Pappara funi funi, pappara hoe hoe. Pappara funi funi tamago. Pappara funi funi, pappara hoe hoe. Yaitara kagechatta. Pappara funi funi, pappara hoe hoe. Pappara funi funi o imo. Pappara funi funi, pappara hoe hoe. Yedetara togechatta.

She's quite, quite mad. Also, two heads are much better than one at bickering constantly and singing in harmony with oneself.

Wrathliness: ???

EQUIPMENT:
RFS: little thermometers can be seen whizzing around both of Arhiyara’s heads. Abbreviated from the name “Rhiya’s Ferociousnessecity Scale” it measures Rhiya's anger scale very accurately, though the fact that Rhiya has been replaced by Arhiyara seems to have confused it, making it stuck on the same reading. Arhiyara suspects the existence of the RFS, but it doesn’t impede any of her actions.

RFS:
3.1415 – pi?

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 06-11-2007 06:45 AM

I sense this is all a ploy of Arhras to get back into the tournament.

Lousy cheater!XD

Rhiya Ravenwing 06-11-2007 06:53 AM

Actually, we planned this to happen BEFORE he was randomly eliminated. POS can justify that, because we were discussing it WAY before that time.

Incendius 06-11-2007 09:56 AM

Sorry, I'm still in this, I just wasn't able to post over the weekend due to a final project "I have to do three other lazy people's work" syndrome.

Melfice 06-11-2007 10:37 AM

I'll get back to posting soon. Just too tired today. @_@

Also, something that's been on my mind.
Rhiya, in her dragon-form, has a black hole as a stomach. Apparantly this chaos diamond is strong enough, for her not to get sucked in. No point there.

But how does this work when Rhiya changes back? Surely the black hole doesn't just... vanish, right?
'Cause, if it doesn't... wouldn't that destroy Rhiya?

Just wondering, and stuffs.

POS Industries 06-11-2007 02:33 PM

Bleh. Ugainius, that was disgusting and a bit spammy.

mauve 06-11-2007 03:24 PM

Awwww, I made TBM sad. :(

I feel like a horrible and cruel person.



Oh well. ;)

Long-Haired Narcissist 06-11-2007 07:45 PM

Here's my updated character description. I woulda put it up a week ago, but I've been really busy.
NAME: Narc Gonzales McGee
CLASS: Musician
APPEARANCE: 6'6" human male with long brown hair, clothed in a trench coat, blue jeans, and a brown shirt with chainmail underneath
WEAPON-BASED POWER: Yes, Starserpent, the guitar of the gods, is indestructible, gives Narc the power of rock.
ABILITIES:
Don't Fear the Reaper-will respawn if killed in battle
Tribute Song-can summon musicians, limited to one at a time
Rock You Like a Hurricane-can play music loud enough to damage eardrums and audio sensors, and also create force fields of pure sound
Highway to Hell-can teleport

POS Industries 06-11-2007 08:21 PM

Loto is whole-heartedly approved, and if someone else would like to unofficially head up the Kurosen Rescue Team while Fenny's out getting jazz on, I'd appreciate it. Also, in his absense, I'm going to allow for anyone to control Fenris' character in their posts in the event that they need to use him for something.

Weapon assignments for Round Two are as follows:

Arhiyara (Rhiya/Arhra) - Alpha High Energy Plasma Thrower [A-HEPT]: A micronized version of a starfighter plasma bolter, the Alpha Hept is still quite large and cumbersome by infantry standards, weighing a crippling one hundred and twenty pounds, and sizing in at six feet long. Though it's capacitor only holds enough charge for seven full-power shots, the Alpha Hept is sure to obliterate any target smaller than a truck with a single well-placed shot.

PX-05 PhoenixBot - The Sundered Heart of Chaos: Once per battle, the Sundered Heart of Chaos may be called upon to fulfill one demand of its wielder. The outcome of use of the Heart should be determined upon by the GM. Effects that are deemed too powerful should backfire or only be partially fulfilled.

Krylo Killian - Ethereal Blade: A very large, golden sword, with serrations on either side. This weapon attacks the spirit but not the body. It is practically weightless (just enough for it to be noticeable that you're holding it) and if destroyed, it pulls itself back together in the same place where it was destroyed.

Inbred Chocobo - Modified Mod-Bracelet: Reconfigured to be Raiden-powered, and its recent wearing by the thunder god himself has charged it enough to operate even without his immediate presence. This can be used to alter time-flow in minute ways, and transport objects and rooms around within a limited space. It can not, however, be used for bannings or mass bannings--unless a god happens to be using it. In which case, while possible, it would leave the god permanently mortal.

Mesden - Systemic Existence Assertion Leash (SEAL) System: This device asserts the existence of whichever object to which it is ‘attuned’. Essentially, it makes the subject recursive, but not immortal. It grants an effective immunity to sudden nonexistence, because the universe reasserts the original existence. It can also be used to make already ‘recursive’ people unable to protect themselves, by reasserting a previously injured (and suddenly gone) existence in place of the newer, fresher one.

KP Morgan (via representation) - Asheth's Bracelets: Magical bracelets with float about the wrist, and enhance and focus magical abilities to the point of providing long range elemental magical blasts and a wider range to spell effects. Also enable the user to float a maximum of 20 feet above the ground at will. Normally requires constant magic consumption in order to float, but as a show of good will the bracelets have been fitted with a magic storing gem to allow even non magic folk to float freely, although they cannot shoot magic without any actual magic power of their own.

Pyros Nine - Beautiful Uniform Terrestrial Transformation Setup Emphasizing Cosplays for Killing Stuff (BUTTSECKS): Armored Bishoujo still hasn't bothered to fix or destroy the machine that came up with this name for her guantlets and boots that grant the cosplay powers. Regardless, those with more magical power than AB (which basically is nothing at all) will be able to utizile cosplay powers better than she can.

THE BEAR - Morphing Pendant: A weaker version of Flare's own Morphing Stone relic, it can allow a person to change into another form, but would have to return to their true form in order to change again.


Once the fighters have all mostly moved through their portals, I will disclose the pairings and battle settings for everyone.

Rhiya Ravenwing 06-11-2007 08:28 PM

Melfice, I have one word for you:

Magic.

Thank you and good day :)

Besides, Rhiya's transformation between forms takes a while, so the gradual transformation is capable of sustaining a lot of crazy stuffs.

I WAS going to previously just state that Rhiya has - seriously - no internal anatomy whatsoever, but that just didn't make sense, since in the previous few Avvy episodes, Rhiya was eating things like crazy, although they didn't come out the other end (unless of course, the subject of the meal was Gaians. DAYMN they give me bad gas!)

So if things go in one end, but nothing comes out the other, how ELSE should I explain it with nothing but a naked singularity, eh?

Besides, it's SO much more cooler having a black hole as a stomach than an actual stomach.

PyrosNine 06-11-2007 08:33 PM

It's only natural for Rhiya to have a black hole of a stomach, where as I have a black hole of a heart.

Also, Rhiya you realize that eventually there will be a great explosion within you in some eons that will release everything you've so far reduced to a quantum singularity and possibly create a new solar system.

Might want to get some extra strength pepto bismol before that happens.

Grah...buttsecks. I'm not selling AB anymore poorly naming computers by proxy ever again!

TheBlindMime 06-11-2007 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mauve Mage
Awwww, I made TBM sad. :(

I feel like a horrible and cruel person.

I'm ignoring the last part so your message seems sincere.

Apology accepted you horrible and cruel person.

mauve 06-12-2007 01:10 AM

Well, since you forgave me, I suppose I could consider the possibility of forgiving you for misspelling my name in one of your posts.

Quote:

TBMuave reverted to the traditional man in black TBM
No guarantees, though.

POS Industries 06-12-2007 01:47 AM

IMMA CHARGIN MAH NU THRED!!!1!

...incoming...

...aaaaaand new discussion thread is awakened!


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