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My parents hate me and are commies
They wont let me have a Chinchilla for a pet. They're freedom haters.
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...Um.... what?
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Everyone knows that only freedom hatin commies that hate everyone hate Chinchillas. Its a big rat with a squirrel tail, whats not to love?
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See, you're Canadian.
You don't deserve a chinchilla. |
I'm hoping I don't earn Mod-wrath points for posting in here.
The tail of a chinchilla is large and poofy, much like the famous communist mustache. So I in fact propose that you are the commie and your parents are trying desperately to turn you back to the path of democracy and freedom. |
Chinchillas are the internation symbol of Liberty, how can it be a commie hmm?
Also, sarting right now, Chinchillas represent liberty. |
Hey, what's wrong with chinchillas? I like chinchillas.
They taste awesome with barbecue sauce. |
More communist retorict and diffusion... Do I get a bowl of rice a day for letting the Chinchilla walk over my rights? Do I lie to myself as that little bush spits in my eye?
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Only commies eat liberty.
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