#858: "So...am I going first?"
 

Persistent li'l bastard, ain't he.

Someday, it just might work

Australia: You suck, and you inhabitants suck!

Australia and everyone in it who dosen't come to this forum is made of lose and failure.
Just foolin. You know i love ya!

*cries*

What did Australia ever do to you? :(

This isn't fair. I'm all for BM getting the ever lovin shit beat out of him for the horrible things he does, but this one wasn't even his fault. Plus WM was right to begin with, it's her fault. Sarda sent BM to Australia because the wave would hit WM where she was which happened to be Onrac. So now maybe Onrac can finally die for good, cause dammit that town is a hole.

It was all a part of Sarda's plan obviously, he knew that White Mage would do much much worse things to BM than he ever could.

I'm somewhat curious as to exactly how Australia exists in Black Mage's world. I thought this story wasn't taking place on Earth?

Remember our world got blown up by BM. So obviously somehow the Australian continental plate survived and somehow managed to give itself an atmosphere and continue evolving life, as it waited and plotted in the darkness of space, ever ready for it's time to strike. With Sarda's aid(which it got through making the tidal wave to destroy Onrac) it launched it's attack. Damn my continent is BADASS.

Wait, you're Australian? What does kangaroo meat taste like? Just kidding, of course.

BM didn't blow up the earth: he just killed every dinosaur in it, leaving space for mammals to reproduce and dominate its face.