By now you should just take it as a given that we have.

Whatever catches my eye.

This generally includes things like "LOWL WRCRAFT" with fifth being the last poster.

So: Suffering Of Others -> Whatever The Hell I Feel Like -> Yaplet

Though I'll have to check out this "New Posts" thingy.

I check who's on, and the birthdays, then I take a general scan down the right side of the main page. If none of those threads catch my eye, I go to new posts. I also frequently pop in to Books & Comics, to see if anyone ever posts in my baby thread, the 50 Book Challenge (which no one ever does).

I personally just put on a blind fold and start clicking away. Hoping with each click it will be different.

I immediately hop over to yaplet, then browse around the RaiRO portion.
Everything else is read while waiting on people in yaplet.

YAPLET!!

I check Off-Topic and read everything, then I check interesting topics in General, Playing Games, and Animation/etc. Then I skip down to the RPGs, and then I come back up and browse Community, Comics, and pretty much all the ones I skipped before.

Off Topic-> Forum Games-> Yaplet-> Off Topic-> Animation -> Community-> Off Topic...

Refresh... COME ON!!

50/50 chance between Roleplaying and RP Signups and Discussions...Occasionally if there's a Discussion thread I'm participating in (rare these days), I may also go there if I see it's updated on the main screen.

Subscribed threads. Then whatever else looks interesting. At this point it's like, at least 8 tabs open in my browser. I try to eliminate a few and only read the ones that really pique my interest.