Eh, I've just started on the road to coffee-lightenment!

I've had a cup here or there, I think I've had maybe 5 in my lifetime, maybe about 15, counting chilled coffee drinks, and I have to say that I was a bit disappointed with the results.

Probably due to my excessive drinking of soda and tea...

Energy Gel!
Shower Shock Soap!
Shower Shock Body Wash!
Spazzstick Lip Balm!
Umph Beverage Tablets!
Javapop!
Black Gum!
Buzz Water!

Okay... who else thinks this is getting way too out of hand?
*stupid society and it's energy quick-fixes*

Yeah. It's not that they don't allow caffeine on-compus per se, it's just that they don't sell it.

It's also the only place where I've gotten Coke products at a Taco Bell on-campus (all caffeine-free, of course).

Man, I should've started up a Mountain Dew black market when I was still in the dorms, I could've made some serious cash on that...