The Interview Game
 

Just ask the next poster a question. Like, anything you want. I'll go first.

If you saw Helen Keller being raped by a clown would you laugh your ass off, or put an axe through my skull for asking such a horrible question?

Well, if I had an axe I'd probably kill the clown, then blind you, stick the axe handle down your ears and cut your tongue out... Then laugh...

_____________________!

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Honestly? Ki manipulation. Despite the source material, the ability to harness ones own spirit energy and do amazing things with it never ceases to capture my imagination.

Next question: Who is your hero?

The internet. Its like TV except I get it when I want it.

Next Question: What is your dream job?

Professonal golfer.

Question: Who has had the greatest impact in your life, and why?

My General Music teacher and my friend Chris, they were the ones who inspired me to get into the music industry.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Pay half price.

What is the best game you own?

Final Fantasy VI, naturally.

Why aren't you wearing pants?

Why? Title™
 

I just finished taking a shower.

When do the stores close in your area?

(Edited to make more sense)