For sex always. Other stuff on a case by case basis.

What allows you to fly in your dreams?

I know I just answered but I have to do this one. Running with my arms out like an airplane. Somehow the dream physics allow my arms to create some kind of natural airfoil.

What is your most frequent recurring dream?

Me Dying in Slowmotion... yeah.. im twisted like that... seriously...

Arr Zyuo with Zhe Frrench peepow?!

http://charlielovett.com/mainpages/s...s/clouseau.jpg Oui.

But what does it all mean?

It means that all of this is just another piece in the "Buy Halo 3" viral campaing.

Would you rather have Link's Master Sword or Lion-o Thundercats Sword?

The Master Sword.

If the technology was invented that allowed you to bitchslap people over the internet and you were the only one who had the technology, what is the first website you'd visit?

NPF 4 chan. I was not paid off to say this over my true intentions. Nope, not at all.

Where's the beef?

EDIT.

Hmm. Nice filters. Let me spell it out since they want to censor it.

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Thar you go.

Same place as the cream filling.

If you could ask a famous dead person anything, who would you ask, and what would it be?

I'd talk to DB Cooper about where the money's at!

If you could become invisible would yuo be able to resist the women's locker room?

Um, lol? I guess in a matter of speaking, I could "resist" the women's locker room by being invisible and changing elsewhere :P

Where is your god now?