Wouldn't the chinchilla thing just confirm it anyway?

No, seriously, wouldn't the chinchilla thing just confirm it anyway?

Well, I guess it would have to, now wouldn't it?

...I think...

Does your right hand know what you're left is doing?

No, because only my brain knows what the rest of my body is doing. There's no mind in my right hand...

Will this be considered a bad question?

I assume so, but it being a question and asking about itself if its ok just broke my mind.

Whats the biggest number (as a word) you are familiar with?

That depends if we're talking about numerical value, or about the number of letters present.

Is it possible to be so drunk that you "realize" the folly of alchohol and swear off of it forever?

Yesh, yesh's prossble, y'shee *hic*

How many times have you sworn off a bad habit only to be back ata it again before you notice?

Never! *Begins to bite nails.*

Do you ever wake up in an existential quandary, filled with loathing and self doubt, and racked with the pain and isolation of your meaningless existence? And if so, do you ever find comfort in the fact that there's still a little place called Albuquerque?

Yes, especially that time when my mother stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sourkraut until I was twenty-six and a half years old.

Do you get the reference?

Wierd Title™
 

Every Fan should get that referance.

Which one of his albums is your favorite?

Alapolooza! Jurrasic Park FTW!

What is in your pocketsees?!