Paris Hilton, because I think Lohan is hotter.

Seriously, if you car transformed into a giant robot and beat the shit out of another robot, what would your first reaction be?

I'm Hungry

Who is your favorite radio personality?
Local, national...college even...

Opie/Anthony. Take your pick.

If I had a pie in one hand, and a grenade in the other, what would be the gravitational force between them and your face?

About 7/12


What would you do for porn?

Nothing, its free.

Whats your favorite book?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, naturally.

What does this button do?

I dunno. Press it and find out.

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42.

How cluttered is your computer desk?

Very.

Are you an undercover spy?

I'm not at liberty to tell you that.

Do you want to mow with the gangstas? And if so, are you too white and nerdy to do so?