Ok, that is totally disgusting.
And yes, I actually did. But I don't recommend doing it,it really burns.

Have you ever belly flopped so hard that your groin hurt?

not just that, but I also ripped some of the skin on my chest/stomach from the impact.

What's your favourite nickname from childhood?

"Hey, you!" would probably be considered my favorite, seeing as all the others were insults.

Why are you standing in my doorway with a chainsaw in one hand, and a whip in the other?

We gon' make love till you wake up.

Why did I do that?

Because rough sex is your addiction, regardless of whether or not you'll admit to it.


Why do all the news robots in Transformers become Decepticons?

Because Liberal Media hates you and desires your destruction.

Why am I less addicted to food than video games?

Because the mind control chemicals in food are weaker than the subliminal messaging in video games.

Who's crazy for wearing a tinfoil hat now?!

Still you.

Where the hell did my knife go?

You lost it in the bar last night while you were ranting drunkenly and using it to play darts with. More specificly, it's either in the chest of the bartender or that biker guy that was standing by the jukebox.

Am I a horrible person?

Not as much as me.

If a tree falls in the middle of the forest, and nobody is around at the time, but Nature loving freaks find it later, do we blame Nintendo for Global warming anyways?