42. Ha!

Are you as uncomfortable as I am?

Only if I'm on top this time.

Where are you?

In front of my computer. If that's too specific, Canada.

What's the next thing you intend to buy?

My license back, stupid unpaid tickets...grumble grumble...

What is your worst being pulled over experience?

The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or
Bounce on the double, put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
Nah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the canines come"

Who is your favorite impressionist painter?

Vincent Van Gogh

If you could only read one book for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Doom the book based on the movie based on the game, because it would get rid of any urge I ever had to read.

Do you think the chinchillas ever look at you and are thinking "Why are you feeding me this shit, human!? OBEY ME!"

Because they Know what would happend to then if they pull that shit...
http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/...hinchillas.jpg

What Exotic animal would you have as a completly tamed pet?

A tiger to protect my shit. People can get past dogs, but noone gets past a fucking tiger.

Would you like some Grey Poupon?

er i dont your get QUESTION! LHN so i answer 42

whats your dream vs. match?