To find the Holy Grail.

What would you have done in Castle Anthrax?

Monty Python Title™ing Rocks Hard!
 

What wouldn't have I done in Castle Anthrax?

1st. Order electricity.
2nd. Order internet.
3rd. Call 'This Old Castle' and see about getting Bob Vila to help with renovation.
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What?

Do you doubt your courage, or your strength?

Not at all. I know I'm a coward and a weakling.

Have you ever thought what it's like to be wanderers in the fourth dimension--to be exiles?

No.

Dude...where's my car?

I'd assume in your driveway.

Do you think this has become more of a Stupid Question/Stupid Answer thing than an interview game?

That all depends on your perspective of things.

What drives you?

Not too much, I think my only goals at the moment are to pay my bills, not get fired and find a girl friend.

What drives you?

My constant desire to become a better person, I guess.

Do you think Diamonds are overrated?

I quite like diamonds, since they are my birthstone. But I wish people weren't always so crazy about them, because then they buy the "april" birthstone for all of those nifty little birthstone knicknacks, and there's no more left over for those who do have a birthday in April. D=

Where is your favorite restaurant?

Erie, PA. The Roadhouse, they have big barrels of salted peanuts you eat and then throw the shells on the floor.

How often is often enough for showers?