A small shop called Hon's Wok, because the fact that it was next to a cat clinic was just disturbing.


If you got a tattoo, what would it be?

McDonalds because their food tastes like shit that someone ate then shit out again and then fried in hippo musk. Then they say "BE HAPPY!"


So...yah. Canada's up 5-0 in the Super Series. Did you think Russia was going to be this feeble?

"Exit Only" with an arrow pointing towards my rectum.

So, how 'bout that local sports team, eh?

They're ten years old and already emo. A tie game ruined all their little lives.


Who's cooler, Nanaki or Kimahri?

Auron. Strength is sexy.

About how much time do you spend in front of the television each week?

None to two hours, I'm always on here though.

What do you think about people who insert foriegn catch phrases into everyday speech?

It's alright if they're funny. If they fail, I smack them.

What pisses you off more, people who are racist or people who see racism in every little thing?

I'd have to go with racists, though I've had to spend more time around them than the other type.


If you lived on a planet shaped like a taco shell, with gravity such that it you could live normally on any part of the surface, what part of it would you want to live on?

near the center, where is Chilli-hot

Do you think that LOL is the New HAHA?

No, because haha was never degraded into noobishness, thereby losing its meaning.


What's your favorite limit break?