Because I'm loaded with empty calories.

What are hot dogs made out of?

Imagine all of the leftover meat off a cow shoved into its own intestines. Got that? Okay, now hot dogs are worse...


Did it ever annoy you when teachers used the "apples to oranges" argument, even though you can compare the two as fruit?

No, because they are so far different, it gets the point across. Same with things like bacon and a 20 oz. medium rare ribeye. They're both meat, sure, but they're also entirely different.

So, how many people do you think the average person has sex with in their lifetime?

It depends on how many partners their partner has slept with, and their partners, and so on. "Six Degrees to Where I Got H***es" kinda thing.


What video game company (ex: Square, not Sony) do you consider to be the best?

Traveller's Tales? Maybe 2K Boston? If neither of those, then definitely those guys that made Psychonauts.

What is the worst pick up line you've ever heard in your life ever?

"Let's just remain friends."


Which of the four elements of European alchemy (not including aether) would you most like to have the power of?

I would take wind, because you could pack the atoms in the air together to make a razor sharp sword or an invisible sheild.

Would you describe yourself as caramelly, chocolatey, nutty, or peanut buttery?

Caramelly. Because I'm not overpowering, can be quite smooth (believe it or not), and can moderate between dang near anything. Plus, I always thought of caramel as being one of the more "intelligent" toppings because people treat it in a more refined manner than chocolate, but don't use it to denote plain like vanilla.


Would you rather be a necromancer, chronomancer, chromomancer, or geomancer?

Geomancer.

Whats the meaning of life?

Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes.

What's the best movie for notable quotes?