300!!!

What did the messenger in the beginning of 300 mean when he asked about an offering of earth and water?

For Sparta to give Xerxes an offering of land.


How do YOU handle moments of ridiculous personal fury?

Step one:smash head on wall
Step two:repeat till unconscious
Step three: once unconscious stop smashing head on wall

what is the worst weapon you can think of?

Thats going to leave a Title™...
 

The Handle-less Sword...

"Now I'll just draw my Handle-less Sword and... Aw man... can I get a hand?" *rimshot*

What is the most wonderful time of year for you?

Halloween
i finaly take my tru-
...
i like costumes!!

what would be a funny biserker weapon

A water noodle.


Would you rather have ultimate physical power or ultimate magical power?

magic. why rush someone who has invisible force-fields
you would never get past them.

if you could create illusions what would you do?

Assuming I was powerful enough to do all five senses, I'd probably do some creative stuff with them, including:

- Create a pleasant summer day, complete with lawn chair and grassy field of flowers, and just lay back and relax.
- When in danger, "summon" some sort of large animal to maul my opponent, or maybe a swarm of bees.
- Do all sorts of dramatic wind stuff.
- In class, drop a bunch of roast turkeys all over my classmates' keyboards.

Of course, being an illusion, none of it would be real, so there wouldn't actually be any mess to clean up.



Would you prefer to be good with guns, bows, thrown weapons, or melee weaponry?

I'm leaning into the guns and bows spot
i suck with a sword and i throw like a girl

what is the coolest super power ever?

The ability for your powers to be powerful without you being a Mary Sue.


What's the cheapest superpower ever?