Judge Title™: Emotions... there ought to be a law against them.
 

It's my Job.

What is your favorite beverage?

Rio Natsume.

...

Direct response: Gin and Tonic.

Can you hula hoop?

yes i can

what's the funniest thing your forum signature ever said?

GOOD GOD, MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE AGAIN!!!
No, really.

What... is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

african or european?

hat was your favorite line from MST3k?

"So, Rowsdower. That's a....stupid name?"

Pirates at the front door, Vikings at the back. You're surrounded by violent, drunk bikers who want to kick your ass. Then some jerk with a boombox starts playing 121's Eye to Eye. What do you do?

...Saving throw, Can I do a saving throw?

What would you do if Chuck Norris demanded you give him your mountain dew?

I give him the damned mountain dew, you don't argue with Chuck.

Why can't you sleep at night?

Because the clown will eat me if I sleep.

Who loves orange soda?

Kel loves orange soda.

Is it true?