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Fifthfiend 06-21-2007 02:50 PM

Stop asking stupid questions.

...

So what's your favorite hobby?

P-Sleazy 06-21-2007 03:03 PM

Video Games.

Whats your LEAST favorite hobby?

POS Industries 06-21-2007 03:48 PM

Competitive mud eating.

What's your favorite stupid question?

Moogle0119 06-21-2007 03:49 PM

"Are you ok?" after you obviously just fell or hurt yourself in some other way

Who's your daddy?

Preturbed 06-21-2007 07:51 PM

Jesus.

Are you OK?

Intern Nin 06-21-2007 08:55 PM

Oh I'm fine, thanks for asking.

What is your favorite animal?

Zuzak 06-21-2007 09:04 PM

3-toed sloth

What is your favorite word?

Major Blood 06-21-2007 10:23 PM

Cornucopia.

Where's the sexy?

CrazyBen 06-21-2007 10:28 PM

719 Wumpington Way
Toad Fart, Arkansas
15243


Best base vehicle for an Apocolypsemobile?

Preturbed 06-22-2007 01:23 AM

The pope-mobile!

If the Pope had a sidekick, what would his name be?

POS Industries 06-22-2007 01:27 AM

Oh, come on...

http://www.funkotron.com/battlepope/popebg.jpg

...Like you didn't know.

With whom would you want to trade places with right now?

Tendronai 06-22-2007 07:14 AM

Going by the picture, Jesus. The pope's about to do something kick-ass.

Why did you post in this game?

Marn of Mayhem 06-22-2007 07:19 AM

'cos I was bored.

Is the end near?

Bells 06-22-2007 07:32 AM

its not over until the Fatty Mod closes it

Wazzup?

Tendronai 06-22-2007 08:11 AM

Wazzup!

Do you think one word question/answers should be allowed in this game?

Ex. 68471 06-22-2007 09:02 AM

No.

Where's the cheese?

Intern Nin 06-22-2007 09:19 AM

In the fridge, so it doesn't spoil.

What's your favorite kind of cheese?

Ex. 68471 06-22-2007 09:37 AM

Cheddar Cheese.


What is your favorite webcomic(Besides 8BT)?

Preturbed 06-22-2007 01:46 PM

Penny Arcade.

What do I have in my pocket?

CrazyBen 06-22-2007 02:49 PM

Something that isn't the One Ring?


Which is the better food-bird: Turkey, chicken, or duck?

Fenris 06-22-2007 02:51 PM

My personal favorite is chicken.

So, what are you wearing?

Demonlink2 06-22-2007 02:53 PM

Squirrel. Clothes. The usual.

Ironically, my post still makes sense from Fenris' question.

Why did Dailymotion decide to remove part 2 of the YGO Abridged movie?

Bells 06-22-2007 05:51 PM

Because they are from the Youtube house of Sucking

How'u doin?

Demonlink2 06-22-2007 06:29 PM

I'm doin fine.

Boobs, yes or no?

Preturbed 06-22-2007 07:01 PM

Yes.

Where are they?

Intern Nin 06-22-2007 07:07 PM

On a woman's chest. God, you don't even know where boobies are?

Will people stop asking dumb questions now?

POS Industries 06-22-2007 09:20 PM

Two in one!
 
Will people stop ending your face now?

Zuzak 06-22-2007 09:46 PM

No.

What was the last thing you ate?

Long-Haired Narcissist 06-22-2007 10:50 PM

Chicken Parmesan, It was delicious.

Who is Mike Jones?

Fenris 06-22-2007 10:55 PM

Who cares?

Oooh, game idea.

Loki, The Fallen 06-23-2007 12:53 AM

High Speed Title™ (I didn't see that coming!)
 
How is that a question? Pime taradox!

How has NPF benifited your existance?

Death by Stabbing 06-23-2007 01:00 AM

A lot actually...I've gained some people skills from the fourm...like patiance and waiting for other people to talk...good stuff...also picking battles

Who is your favorite X-Man? (ooh I do so love non sequitors)

POS Industries 06-23-2007 01:05 AM

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...ries/cable.png

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

Major Blood 06-23-2007 03:36 AM

A red ceder tree. So i could make anyone stupid enough to lick me really sick.

If you could be any NPF'er for the day, who would you be?

Loki, The Fallen 06-23-2007 03:51 AM

20 Title™s?
 
Hmm... switch accounts? Maybe one of the mods, for a fun day of general interesting fun. Perhaps trade accounts with Fenris, be in charge of them thar games.

Switch places IRL with an NPFer? Not sure, I kinda like being me... Perhaps with one of them super talented ones over in arts and crafts, would be cool to be that talented.

Question: Who does a better Turn the Page - Bob Seger or Metallica?

Preturbed 06-23-2007 09:37 AM

Metallica, hands down.

Who are you voting for in the 2008 election?

CelesJessa 06-23-2007 09:51 AM

Yes! I've been waiting for this moment for someone to ask me this...
http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5506/purserm8.jpg

Come on, if you didn't suspect I had a pin like that, I'd say you don't know me very well.

Seriously? I'm not completely sure yet. I'll have to keep my ears open to find the best choice.


If you could be one video game character, who would it be and why?

Intern Nin 06-23-2007 09:58 AM

Mario, 'cause I want to ride a yoshi.

What's your favorite pizza topping?

greed 06-23-2007 10:06 AM

The King of All Cosmos. Omnipotence and insanity. In tights. Bah ninja'd. Favourite topping would be hsm, pineapple and spring onion(my own invention, works very well).

What would you do if the King of All Cosmos appeared in real life?

Preturbed 06-23-2007 10:42 AM

Make chocolates for him.

Which is better, Rocket Man or Piano Man?

Demetrius 06-23-2007 11:46 AM

Rocket Man, it reminds me of funny movies everytime I hear it.

What scares you more than anything else?

CrazyBen 06-23-2007 04:36 PM

Tin cans.
Its a long story.


What is your pornstar name?

Preturbed 06-23-2007 07:13 PM

Neville Longbottom.

Don't you think thats kind of hot?

CelesJessa 06-23-2007 07:56 PM

Nah. Neville is pretty good, but then the Longbottom just sends it right into "weird" territory.

What's the nerdiest thing you've ever done?

POS Industries 06-23-2007 08:00 PM

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...ries/cable.png

Who's the nerdiest person you've ever done?

Demonlink2 06-23-2007 08:38 PM

You, POS. You just don't know it yet.

Ask Skalavera about Male Pregnancy. Fighter=Genius' Long-range Rape cat showed him the light.

Why am I hunting down Flying monkeys in Pokemon Diamond?

Zuzak 06-23-2007 09:52 PM

Because The Wizard of Oz enraged you.

Why can't I think of a question?

Fenris 06-23-2007 10:59 PM

Because the voices fell silent.

Who is the Ixylplyx Mysterio?

Preturbed 06-25-2007 12:37 AM

I have no idea.

What is your favorite color?

Bells 06-25-2007 08:17 PM

Green =3

Right now you're invisible! Who would you slap in the face?

Demetrius 06-25-2007 08:33 PM

Everyone I could possibly get to before it ran out.

question:
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x...ryuu/omg-1.gif

neyo the king 06-25-2007 10:43 PM

Answer:
http://www.itsatrap.net/ackbar.jpg
Ha! You were expecting Yoda Dog, weren't you!

If someone you barely knew, but saw every day, died, would you try to go to the funeral?

Fenris 06-25-2007 10:45 PM

Yeah I would.

What is the nerdiest thing I've ever done?

POS Industries 06-25-2007 11:05 PM

Probably not this, but I'm too lazy to dig further.

Hey there little fella. You like to jump rope now don'tcha?

neyo the king 06-26-2007 12:58 AM

I love jumprope...

With the Hippin' and the Hoppin' and the Bippin' and the Boppin'...

...Where was I? Oh yes.

"What's up with Waldo and hiding? And least Carmen Sandiego has a reason..."

Long-Haired Narcissist 06-26-2007 01:31 AM

This is what's up with him hiding.http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p...hereswaldo.jpg

If I gave you candy, would you get in the van with me?

Preturbed 06-26-2007 01:58 AM

Maybe.

Is it licorice?

Loki, The Fallen 06-26-2007 02:06 AM

A Sweet Title™
 
I believe he is speaking of a Lollipop or perhaps a Werther's Original or some candy like that. I'm not going to say it.

Which High School teacher did you like the most and why?

Marn of Mayhem 06-26-2007 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki, The Fallen
I believe he is speaking of a Lollipop or perhaps a Werther's Original or some candy like that. I'm not going to say it.

Which High School teacher did you like the most and why?

Geography one. I hated geography as a subject, but the guy was cracking jokes & making fun of every classmate, every minute of the hour.

Chinchillaz, or meerkats?

Preturbed 06-26-2007 08:26 AM

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...ries/cable.png

Beer or wine?

Demetrius 06-26-2007 08:28 AM

BEEEEER!

How often are you on NPF at work/school (hours of the day)?

greed 06-26-2007 08:32 AM

Never at school, the internet there is too slow and I don't spend anytime there I don't have to. When I SHOULD be working on the other hand....

Favourite breed of cat/dog? (which ever you like more)

Bells 06-26-2007 10:40 AM

I like stray dogs, i have 4 =3

What are you wearing right now and why?!

Marn of Mayhem 06-26-2007 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bellsouth Minion
I like stray dogs, i have 4 =3

What are you wearing right now and why?!

Casual, civilian clothing. 'cos I'm a civilian.

Why do you want to know what I was wearing?

Bells 06-26-2007 10:46 AM

For personal amusement ... sexy amusement!

Would eat ham in a can? perhaps with a pan?

P-Sleazy 06-26-2007 10:47 AM

Yes, because its Smexy.

Whats your favorite Animal?

Demetrius 06-26-2007 11:06 AM

If dinosaurs count as animals then the platypus.

What is sexy?

Moogle0119 06-26-2007 11:14 AM

Me

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Zuzak 06-26-2007 12:47 PM

No one. There were never any cookies there in the first place.

Don't you have something better to do, like help people who need help?

Preturbed 06-26-2007 02:27 PM

Nah, I'm too busy getting ready to go to Europe.

Do you accept Euros?

Demetrius 06-26-2007 02:32 PM

For sex always. Other stuff on a case by case basis.

What allows you to fly in your dreams?

Preturbed 06-26-2007 02:37 PM

I know I just answered but I have to do this one. Running with my arms out like an airplane. Somehow the dream physics allow my arms to create some kind of natural airfoil.

What is your most frequent recurring dream?

Bells 06-26-2007 07:14 PM

Me Dying in Slowmotion... yeah.. im twisted like that... seriously...

Arr Zyuo with Zhe Frrench peepow?!

POS Industries 06-26-2007 07:22 PM

http://charlielovett.com/mainpages/s...s/clouseau.jpg Oui.

But what does it all mean?

Bells 06-26-2007 07:26 PM

It means that all of this is just another piece in the "Buy Halo 3" viral campaing.

Would you rather have Link's Master Sword or Lion-o Thundercats Sword?

Long-Haired Narcissist 06-26-2007 08:17 PM

The Master Sword.

If the technology was invented that allowed you to bitchslap people over the internet and you were the only one who had the technology, what is the first website you'd visit?

Demonlink2 06-26-2007 08:28 PM

NPF 4 chan. I was not paid off to say this over my true intentions. Nope, not at all.

Where's the beef?

EDIT.

Hmm. Nice filters. Let me spell it out since they want to censor it.

4
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Thar you go.

Zilla 06-26-2007 08:30 PM

Same place as the cream filling.

If you could ask a famous dead person anything, who would you ask, and what would it be?

Demetrius 06-26-2007 09:10 PM

I'd talk to DB Cooper about where the money's at!

If you could become invisible would yuo be able to resist the women's locker room?

Zilla 06-26-2007 09:25 PM

Um, lol? I guess in a matter of speaking, I could "resist" the women's locker room by being invisible and changing elsewhere :P

Where is your god now?


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