Hmmm, that's a good question. He was here a second ago. I think he's in the bathroom.

Can we fix it?

The ever deepening Title™
 

Nope, its dead Jim. =(

When you become Rich and Famous, your first phone call will be to whom?

EDIT: Damn Ninjas!!

Bernie...Yeah, you know why!

If you had nothing to do what would you do?

Nothing! I solved THAT riddle! Yeah!

Who would upset you most by dying?

Any of my immediate family.

What do you do for work/what are you studying for?

I work for my father, he's an electrician and I'm almost as good as him. Still get the ol 120 through me once in a while though. I'm also an English major studying to do god knows what.

Reminds me of a good question. Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

I can't share private family information with you. All I can tell you is that he is my superior and he does unmentionable... stuff.

Siguiente pregunta: Pro Skub or Anti Skub?

Im more of a Skub Skeptical Partialist

Would you rather be a pirate, a ninja or a robot?

Pirate! They gets the BOOTY, aarrr!

What wouldn't you do for $10 million?

Something that cost me more than $10 000 000.

What is the last song you listened to?

"Everything You Know Is Wrong" by Weird Al.

Of all the newbs that have popped up recently, who shows the most promise of being a contributing member of the community?

Think this question stuck the game a bit. I'll break the ice...

with a Splash attack!

All newbs have equal chances of being a contributing member to the society. It all depends on how much abuse is inflicted upon them at the beginning, and how bad they react to it.

Would you rather be sitting by a pool, talking to movie directors, or read a book?

Kudos to those who actually get the reference

At this point in time a pool, it is HOT here.

What is your cure for hangovers?

Making sure my friends have a worse time with theirs.

Least favourite way of being woken up?

Don't drink. Hey, I'm 16, don't look at me like that >.>

Edit: teh ninjaz! <.<

Woken up while on Fire. THat pretty much makes me unhappy.

Are you happy, and if so, do you know it?

Why, yes, yes I do believe that I am happy...

Hey, where'd your hands go?

In my pants....:D

Who is your favorite Spice Girl?

Baby that or the redheaded one. None of them are really that pretty. They're making a comeback, which is wild.

What should I think of that?

you should think that you shouldnt let people think for you.

how well do you draw?

Pretty decently, in my opinion. Always could be better though. Other people say that I'm good.

What is your favorite part about the forums?

The wacky, crazy fun you guys have!

How often do you use the "Quick Reply" box?

All the time!!!

What is the Ultimate Dare?

Jumping in a vat of Icy-Hot naked.

Would you do it?

I Double Title™ Dare you!
 

Depending on the amount of cash, I may consider it. Trust me when I say the amount would have to be incredible.

Do you have a musician or a band that you enjoy even though they sing in a language you do not understand?

Psh. About 30-50% of my music is non-english. I like L'arc en Ciel, Tatu (when they sing in russian) and E Nomine (German rock)

What's the stupidest/most embarrassing thing you've ever done at work?

at school i triped and fell down onto my face (was thankfuly Uningured)

who is your favorite non-popular super hero?

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...isguided01.jpg

And what's the deal with airline food?

I wouldn't know. I've never flown before.


What is the last CD you purchased (not downloaded or burned)

Pirates of the Carribean 2 soundtrack.


Of the three following people, who would you kill, who would you boff, who would you marry, complete with explanations.

Sarah Jessica Parker, Lindsay Lohan, Meryl Streep.

Kill: Sarah Jessica Parker - I'm sorry, but "Sex and the City" was unforgivable.

Boff: Lindsay Lohan - Ha, you thought she'd be the one killed, didn't you? But nah, I'd rather give her a go.

Marry: Meryl Streep - At this point, she's the only one left, and I sure as hell ain't keeping the other two around. Also, she's quite classy.


So, how about that old fashioned misogyny?

No. None of that here. >.> <.< >.>

FOE

Did you click on the link watch it, and enjoy it, in that order?

...Yes, and I want more.

If you could prevent one event in history happening, what would it be?

Going out drinking last night, I should've been asleep and in bed by 2300, not out getting free birthday booze.

What would you do to end the war in Iraq for everyone, not just the US?

Blow up the world. That should end pretty much every war really quick.

Are you a cat person, dog person, or just don't like pets?

Car person all the way.

What is your favorite piece of useless information?

That the way to a woman's heart is through FMA memorabilia and moments. =D

If your bed was on fire, and your PC was on fire, what do you put out first?

My PC. Sleep is for the weak, after all.

What is the one thing that you would never sell?

My slaves. Ah, that is to say, my, ahhh,... PS2!!!

Do you believe that it's okay to talk to your self, it's just when you bring in a third person, that's when you're in trouble?

I think there's no harm in talking to yourself, it's when you start expecting answers that there's trouble.

What do you plan to do with your summer?

Gir's list of crap to do this summer!

1. Nothing.
2. Jack-Diddly.
3. Squat.
4. Play video games.
5. Screw around on NPF.

If you lie awake at night, trying to figure out the quandaries of the universe, and you start to hear answers, would you think you were psychotic, God was speaking to you, or would you just go kill your younger sibling for coming in your room and screwing with your head?

yep.

How do you Copulate with a soundwave? ( Ref-To: ''fuck that noise'' )

I honestly don't know, but...

http://www.kimrom.info/blog-images/soundwave.jpg

...I'm sure this guy's dying to find out.

Where do we go from here?

Remember what Grimlock was looking at in that RID comic? That's where.

Transformers porn. Reactions?

Not my thing, but if it's what makes your boat rise to the surface of the water and stay there, be my guest.

How pretentious can you make your reply?

Pretty pretentious, mostly because everything in my kitchen is made out of solid gold. Even the food. That makes it taste better, y'know.

Query: What was the largest amount of food you ever ate?

About yea much.

How vague can you make your next reply?

Vague enough.

How many pets do you have?

4 dogs and 3 Birds!

http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=jHjFxJVeCQs ??

Almost as much of a waste of time as this.

So, what did you think?

I feel like I was just mind-fucked, and can't help but note that at times it sounded very much like a modem.

If you had to choose between someone spreading detailed rumours about you being into bestiality, or having to stuff a very awake very angry chinchilla down your pants for 30 seconds, which would you do?

Wouldn't the chinchilla thing just confirm it anyway?

No, seriously, wouldn't the chinchilla thing just confirm it anyway?

Well, I guess it would have to, now wouldn't it?

...I think...

Does your right hand know what you're left is doing?

No, because only my brain knows what the rest of my body is doing. There's no mind in my right hand...

Will this be considered a bad question?

I assume so, but it being a question and asking about itself if its ok just broke my mind.

Whats the biggest number (as a word) you are familiar with?

That depends if we're talking about numerical value, or about the number of letters present.

Is it possible to be so drunk that you "realize" the folly of alchohol and swear off of it forever?

Yesh, yesh's prossble, y'shee *hic*

How many times have you sworn off a bad habit only to be back ata it again before you notice?

Never! *Begins to bite nails.*

Do you ever wake up in an existential quandary, filled with loathing and self doubt, and racked with the pain and isolation of your meaningless existence? And if so, do you ever find comfort in the fact that there's still a little place called Albuquerque?

Yes, especially that time when my mother stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sourkraut until I was twenty-six and a half years old.

Do you get the reference?

Wierd Title™
 

Every Fan should get that referance.

Which one of his albums is your favorite?

Alapolooza! Jurrasic Park FTW!

What is in your pocketsees?!

Money

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?

The Title™ of a Beverage.
 

Dr. McGillicuddy's Menthol Mint Schnapps. It cures what ales me... :P

Why do you hate the taste of medicine?

Because I am undead and its healing powers actually drastically reduce my hit points.

So, Americans, how much of this country do you plan on making explode today in celebration of Independence Day?

An Independent Title™
 

I believe 75% would be a passing grade.

Why are you working today?

Because I need the money

How does the russian reversal work? ><

In America, you say phrase.
In Soviet Russia, phrase says YOU!

Monkeys with swords vs bananna people with machineguns and flamethrowers- Who wins?

Monkeys, for sure.

Whats your record in sleeping?

80 hours, but that was after surgery.

Why the fuck can you still buy straight-blades for shaving?

Because zig-zag blades don't work very well.

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

I would have to say beef-flavored rice with sour cream. It's awesome.

If you had an oppurtunity to bitch-slap either Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton, which would it be?

Paris Hilton, because I think Lohan is hotter.

Seriously, if you car transformed into a giant robot and beat the shit out of another robot, what would your first reaction be?

I'm Hungry

Who is your favorite radio personality?
Local, national...college even...

Opie/Anthony. Take your pick.

If I had a pie in one hand, and a grenade in the other, what would be the gravitational force between them and your face?

About 7/12


What would you do for porn?

Nothing, its free.

Whats your favorite book?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, naturally.

What does this button do?

I dunno. Press it and find out.

¿?

42.

How cluttered is your computer desk?

Very.

Are you an undercover spy?

I'm not at liberty to tell you that.

Do you want to mow with the gangstas? And if so, are you too white and nerdy to do so?