Im Pasty Whity and Nerdy! =B

24 Pages?! Isnt this game long enough?

No.

What type of freak forum page setting are you on?

40 posts per page.

What would you do if you won $300 mil in the lottery?

Buy stuff probably.

Why do heffalumps want pooh's hunny, anyway?

Because they're greedy bastards.

Which do think is more painful, cutting your ear off with a shaving blade, or meat-cleavering off a toe?

Ouch. I'd have to say the ear.

How many Hitchhiker's Guide references have we made now?

I will not be your monkey.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

I believe in using einsteins theory of the relativity of the world's spinning tilt on it's axis affecting the said 'wood's' center of gravity that a woodchuck could chuck near 7.

How much would you pay for your own sword?

I paid about €40 for a sword.

Have you ever built zounds of tiny snowmen and then walked around, stomping them, pretending you were a giant, or a dinousaur? (Calvin & Hobbes)

Only every weekend during the winter. Sometimes I even make little cities.

Have you ever vomitted so hard that when you forced your mouth to stay closed, it sprayed out your nose?

Ok, that is totally disgusting.
And yes, I actually did. But I don't recommend doing it,it really burns.

Have you ever belly flopped so hard that your groin hurt?

not just that, but I also ripped some of the skin on my chest/stomach from the impact.

What's your favourite nickname from childhood?

"Hey, you!" would probably be considered my favorite, seeing as all the others were insults.

Why are you standing in my doorway with a chainsaw in one hand, and a whip in the other?

We gon' make love till you wake up.

Why did I do that?

Because rough sex is your addiction, regardless of whether or not you'll admit to it.


Why do all the news robots in Transformers become Decepticons?

Because Liberal Media hates you and desires your destruction.

Why am I less addicted to food than video games?

Because the mind control chemicals in food are weaker than the subliminal messaging in video games.

Who's crazy for wearing a tinfoil hat now?!

Still you.

Where the hell did my knife go?

You lost it in the bar last night while you were ranting drunkenly and using it to play darts with. More specificly, it's either in the chest of the bartender or that biker guy that was standing by the jukebox.

Am I a horrible person?

Not as much as me.

If a tree falls in the middle of the forest, and nobody is around at the time, but Nature loving freaks find it later, do we blame Nintendo for Global warming anyways?

NINTENDO IS INNOSENT!!! SONY IS THE CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING!!!

what do you think is meaning of life?

To live it.

What is your greatest fear, with a serious answer?

zombies...no joke it keeps me up at night...

what super power would you have?

I dunno. I always thought the ability to shapeshift would be really cool.

What is your dream job.

Pope.

"You can't do that!"

"I can do whatever I want! I'm the Pope, bitch!"

So who else ignored the warnings on AMV Hell 0 and is now worse off than before?

Not me!

So, what are you wearing?

Earmuffs... Seriously, it's very loud here.

Who is the object of your desire?

Myself.

So, how's the wife and kids?

Chopped up in the freezer.

What do you get your shits and giggles doing?

Unknown and hopefully non existent respectively.

Who killed Colonel Mustard?

Both Snape and Video.

Got any threes?

Nope. I've got no Threes for you >.>.... 333333333333333333333333

Who is THAT behind you?

His name is Mo. He's happy to meet you.

Toodooloodle llama toodooloodle llama?

That's spam. go ban yourself.

What's your favourite? redheads or blondes?

Lately, blondes.

What's your secret?

I don't have one, but I keep that to myself.

What is a man?

A miserable little pile of secrets (points for whoever gets the reference)

What's in your wallet?

Not-money.

How's the wife and kids?

Not married or kidded.

How often do you actually have a real home prepared meal?

Every-friggin-day

Can you clap your elbows?

No but I just tried and realized my manboobs have gotten smaller.

If you could have any one of your electronic devices turned into a Transformer, which one would it be, and why?

My Prelude... Cause it would be amazingly awesome, duh.

What would you do if you woke up and were the opposite gender of your norm?

Take a long, long shower.

Who's that Pokemon?

Butterfree

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

OH! OH! ME! ME!

What would you draw if you could?

Those commissions that have been needing to get done. -_-

What is your favorite color?

I'd draw what other people see, in the colors they see things in. I think each of us perceives reality in a completely different manner; red may be red, but how does the red that I see compare to the red that you see.

What would POS do during his/her really long shower?

EDIT: Damn Ninjas!

Answer: I can't think of a proper name for it so... the odd blue tinted violet seen in really awesome sunsets.

Question: Look above the edit.

Whatever he damn well wanted- and hopefully let me video tape it.

When darkness turns to light, what does it do?

Fucking day.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

The darkness got sucked up into the lightbulb.

What color is your hair?

EDIT: OK, honestly, Ninjas you fucking win.

Hopefully debt free and on day shift all the time.

Why the hell do I keep getting ninja'd?

Because your Game-fu is weak, and you attempt to lightning answer questions when you should wait about 5 minutes first.

What is your favourite line out of a song?

Shut the fuck up. - Cake, in the song "Nugget" in the album "Fashion Nugget"

So, what do you see yourself wearing in 5 years?

You.

But no seriously, did Nikose make a pass at me on the previous page?

Nik and Pos, Sitting in a tree... K I S S I N Buttsecks!! ^_______^-

So... Why are YOU not wearing any pants right now mister or sister?

Because I'm wearing shorts.

What time is it where you are?

00:09 !

No, really... Nikose and Pos... dont they make a nice couple?

I guess, if you're into that sorta thing...

Did you stay up to buy the new Harry Potter book?

What kind of Title™ is this?
 

There's a Harry Potter Book?...

I did stay up, but not for that.

What is your genre?

Sci-fi/comedy's favorite, if I can get it.

Which fictional universe would you not mind being dropped into? (any kind of fiction'll do.)

Futurama! They're in the future goddamnnit!

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Bonus points if you quote monkey island...

42. Ha!

Are you as uncomfortable as I am?

Only if I'm on top this time.

Where are you?

In front of my computer. If that's too specific, Canada.

What's the next thing you intend to buy?

My license back, stupid unpaid tickets...grumble grumble...

What is your worst being pulled over experience?

The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or
Bounce on the double, put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
Nah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the canines come"

Who is your favorite impressionist painter?

Vincent Van Gogh

If you could only read one book for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Doom the book based on the movie based on the game, because it would get rid of any urge I ever had to read.

Do you think the chinchillas ever look at you and are thinking "Why are you feeding me this shit, human!? OBEY ME!"

Because they Know what would happend to then if they pull that shit...
http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/...hinchillas.jpg

What Exotic animal would you have as a completly tamed pet?

A tiger to protect my shit. People can get past dogs, but noone gets past a fucking tiger.

Would you like some Grey Poupon?

er i dont your get QUESTION! LHN so i answer 42

whats your dream vs. match?

Gork vs Mork!

5 werewolves vs 5 werebears, who wins?

The sun.

Who's your cellphone provider?

Centennial.

If you could be any race of alien from Star Wars, what would you be?

Whatever Yoda was, since his race seems to be long lived and strong in the force. Plus, I can talk in inverted sentences and get away with it.

Why did you sign up for NPF?

Because it seemed like a fun place, then I realized it was insane, but so was I, so... yeah.

Favourite passtime on the beach?

Sleeping inside of a sleeping bag, its sooo nice and warm.

What do you do on days off?

Play my newly purchased game... MERCENARIES!!!!

what did you get in the latest cosmo quiz?

Nothing...you see...I'm a boy.


I hear that Dick Cheney was President for 2 hours on Saturday. Did you notice something out of the ordinary like a feeling that you have failed everyone who ever loved you?

Well, yes, but I feel that way all the time.

Did anyone else see the Daily Show last night?

My guess is yes, it's rare for a show to have only one viewer.

What do you wish you would have achieved when you're 60 years old?