The invention of something new, being retired for 5 years, have a happy family and a house.

How many minutes do you wake up before your alarm clock goes off in the morning?

This morning it was 20.

What's the best birthday gift you've ever gotten?

Money! Because it is whatever i want it to be!

You're president of the world! What's your first order?

For all NPF forumites to be put to death, for they are clearly insane individuals. And their families, just to be safe. This also extends to me.

If you could destroy the world without any opposition, how would you choose to do it?

Hugs!

Hug?

Sure, why not.

Where was your worst job?

Asbestos Remover.

What is your dream job?

Vezina winninh NHL goaltender.

Who knew that having seperated shoulder hurt so much?

Try having that and completing a gymnastics competition.

What superhero name would you have?

I'd be Captain Corrects-Your-Grammar-And-Spelling.

When's your birthday?

October

Who thinks gymnastics is gay?

Umm... Dude bad. Besides the chicks who do that are flexible as all heck and well yeah...

Are you a democrat, republican, liberal, progressive or independent?

Liberally-minded independent.

WHO WANTS ICE CREAM!?

Not me, I'm lactose intolerant!

Where did you get your avatar from?

I drew mine myself I'll take requests

Who saw Demetrius get ninja'd?

I didn't. You must have.

Why does this game move like a runaway train?

Because it is one?

Who is your role model?

artiest wise Joe "Mad" and my bro
other wise my mom
If you could make up a class for a video game what would it be called/do?

Ordinary, it would be the hardest of the hard to get anything done because you'd be completely ordinary. Imagine beating any game where you only have ordinary skills and strengths.

Why the hell am I not asleep?

Because you're up to wish me a happy birthday!

If you could meet, say, your favorite forumite in real life at the cost of being hit in the face with a bat, would you?

No i hate all of you >_> Just kidding

if you where a Berserker-Mage what weapon would you wield? ( can be anything)

A giant dancing dildo... No mage facing me would be able to sucessfully pass his concentration test with that puppy wiggling around,

What is the longest you have gone without sleep?

4 days

what superpower is the most useful in everyday life?

Time travel.

Who needs to post every other post in this thread?

ME!!!!:sweatdrop ill stop for awile after this one.

why must everyone ruin my fun!?!?

Who wants a Title™
 

Because we have to. It's our duty.

When was the last time you hung out with your extended family, and was it enjoyable?

Earlier this summer, they were fun, my family was crazy.

How was PA?

Couldn't tell you. I don't know what you're talking about.


Have you ever joined in an epic NERF war?

not nerf, Water guns. my bro and I was the heavy artily.

Why did this game move so slow when im not posting every 5 seconds??

The rest of us have lives. Well, I do. I dunno about Fenris.

Dr Pepper or Dr Pepper?

Root Beer.

What is your favorite Beatles song?

Revolution Number 9.

Favorite soda?

Root Beer. (Honestly, it is)

What was your favourite video game ten years ago?

Hm... I would have been 6... Let me think, probably Mega Man X if it was out yet, otherwise World Cup for the NES.

Ever play a sport?

I played baseball at my father's behest for a few years. I wasn't very good.

Is there something you should be doing right now, but are putting off?

Helping my mom recover from a corenary scraping counts, Right?

If so, yes.

Do you know the horror that is AMV Hell 0?

The answer may or may not perhaps be a yes or no.
It's a yes.

What was your best camping experience?

Swimming Naked with 3 15 year old girls, and proceeding back to the 1 tent we had brought with us that summer.

GIRLS RULE.

What was your WORST camping experience?

Long story containing

• Bees
• rain
• and a runaway dog

Who hates campers? (video game style)

There once was a Title™ from Nantucket...
 

"It's a legitimate strategy."

What are you a "Fan-boy" of?

let me just put it this way Everything...Except CAMPERS!

Whats the greatest kill you have ever done? (in a video game)

We were playing I forget the FPS, but it was in the mode where one guy becomes it ad everyone goes after that guy, then who kills him becomes it and so on. Anyway I was it and all 3 of my friends were clumped together and running towards me, I only had the game's fairly lame pistol, I was a goner. Then one shot a rocket, which I shot, causing it to detonate over all their heads, killing all 3 of them, which gave me enough points to win. It was a betting game too, I won $60.

Most money you've won gambling?

200$ betting against an Oilers fan on a Flames vs Oilers game, that took place in Edmonton. We agreed we would pay 50$ to the other guy for every goal scored. The Flames won 4-0.


Most embarrassing injury ever?

I was beaten by a girl in an international martial arts tournament, she broke one of my teeth. I had issues due to her large breasts, I didn't feel right about hitting her.

What are your feelings on a run-off voting system?

I'm in favour of it, with my personal preference being the exhaustive system. Link here for everyone who feels confused.

Is there anything you wanted to do over the summer, but haven't yet?

this is my last lazy-summer because i have to work all summer next summer. all i want to do is BE LAZY FOR ONE DAMN WEEK!!!

if you had one wish what would you do with it?

I'll go with a classic - wish for more wishes.

What's your favourite day of the week?

Sunday night, I have Monday and Tuesday off so it's my Friday.

What is the strangest thing you've done for money?

I played DDR for five bucks from one of my friends. He wanted to play, and didn't want to be humiliated by someone else, so I was the natural choice.

I ended up beating him, too.

What's the best type of weather?

Sexy...

Who is your dream girl/guy/DFM?

Your generic nerd dream: rich, smart, sexy.


Did YOU know that EA is porting Battlefield 2142 to Mac?

What are these strange "Mack-eh" thingies you refer to?

Also, what was the last time you heard of EA doing something good?

When I read on EA's website that they're porting BF2142.

Did you know that Epic is porting Gears of War to Mac?

No, but I know my brother will be practically making out with his screen when he finds out (if he doesn't already know)

What is (in your opinion) the worst thing bout kids?

They're the most evil beings I've ever met.

Marry, Kill, Boff: Brad Pitt, Rita McNeil, John Madden

Marry: John Madden Boff: Brad Pitt Kill: Rita Mcneil

Why can't you just kill all of them?

Because Brad Pitt is actually just a figment of your imagination generated as an alter ego to compensate for your pitifully mundane existence and John Madden eats bullets.

And who the fuck is Rita McNeil?

Canadian folksigner.

What colour do you prefer to wear?

Blue...No GREEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!

What is the average land speed velocity of a swallow?

Depends if it's african or europian.

What is your quest?

To find the Holy Grail.

What would you have done in Castle Anthrax?

Monty Python Title™ing Rocks Hard!
 

What wouldn't have I done in Castle Anthrax?

1st. Order electricity.
2nd. Order internet.
3rd. Call 'This Old Castle' and see about getting Bob Vila to help with renovation.
...
0.o
What?

Do you doubt your courage, or your strength?

Not at all. I know I'm a coward and a weakling.

Have you ever thought what it's like to be wanderers in the fourth dimension--to be exiles?

No.

Dude...where's my car?

I'd assume in your driveway.

Do you think this has become more of a Stupid Question/Stupid Answer thing than an interview game?

That all depends on your perspective of things.

What drives you?

Not too much, I think my only goals at the moment are to pay my bills, not get fired and find a girl friend.

What drives you?

My constant desire to become a better person, I guess.

Do you think Diamonds are overrated?

I quite like diamonds, since they are my birthstone. But I wish people weren't always so crazy about them, because then they buy the "april" birthstone for all of those nifty little birthstone knicknacks, and there's no more left over for those who do have a birthday in April. D=

Where is your favorite restaurant?

Erie, PA. The Roadhouse, they have big barrels of salted peanuts you eat and then throw the shells on the floor.

How often is often enough for showers?

Depends on the amount of activity, but I'd say once, in the evening/afternoon/after your day, is fine.

Where is your favorite place to be and why?

Pengrowth Saddledome during a game against the Edmonton Oilers. Words cannot describe how ridiculously infectious the excitement in that building is. You feel like a million bucks during the whole, and you feel like a BILLION bucks if the Flames win.


Is the physio following shoulder surgery going to suck hard?

It's quite possible that it may; however, I have no personal experience on which to base that conclusion. Alls I know is, that sort of thing can be difficult to get through. But you can always come here to complain at us and we'll post you a thread full of Yoda dog with titties or something.

Do you know the way to Gallifrey?

Sure do. It's at galactic coordinates ten-zero-eleven-zero-zero by zero-two from galactic zero centre.

Have you been to Captain Spaulding's?

No, but I'm sure he keeps a tight crew.

What was the last thing you felt guilty about?

Twenty Title™s
 

Not saying "Hi" to a friend of mine's mother when I saw her in the supermarket. It was a while ago.

In my defense, it was 1300, which may as well be 2am for me, was tired as all hell and just didn't have the energy to participate in an intelligable conversation. Luckily I don't think she recoginized me.

Do you enjoy the spotlight?

I do, although I'm shy, so it has to be the right circumstances for me to take the spotlight. (I always wanted solos in band, and solos in dance, etc etc)

If you had to move away with only one box of stuff, what would be in it? (a moderately sized box)

Books, books, and more books. And a set of clothes. That's it.

What's your favorite book?

John Dies at the End.

Do you think life would be "cooler" if we used gold coins for money instead of paper money? (I'm thinking Scrooge McDuck)

Well all that metal might be kind of chilly.

Who the fuck wears a rugby pad shirt under their football pads!?