Sissies, more pad wearin' sissies. That's who!

What the hell is up with tree sap dripping on my car all day long!

It's an arboreal conspiracy against the metal pollutant-spewers and the meat puppets that use them for transport.

Before you start annihilating the thing, why don't we just take a look at it?

That would be giving it a chance to surrender, and we can't afford that.

If you could meet anyone, be they living, fictional, or dead, who would it be?

Rayne Summers. I could allways use some tips. Because i suck like that.

What's on the last picture you took?

My friend's hair after we spiked it to Kakashi-standards for cosplaying. It was nuts!

What is your favorite thing to drink?

It's Dangerous, but Title™y!
 

Dihydrogen Monoxide. Damn good stuff.

How do you unwind?

With a Video game about killing something

What is your favorite Deadpool line?

"Oh how I missed you little yellow boxes! What FUN we shall have!

Why was nature angry at Regina this evening?

Because nature is a mother...
what way do you like to be killed in a video game???

I think impalement, in movies, video-games or otherwise, is a pretty cool way to die. Or at least a gruesome way.

What advice would you have for someone getting their first job?

Don't take it too seriously, have fun, get to know the people you'll be spending your time with.

What advice do you have for someone who can't stop taking thier job too seriously?

Don't take your job too seriously.


Who killed this thread?

I blame apathy.

Who didn't save it?

Me.

What is a question really worth asking?

What's love got to do with it?

What's love got to do with it?

Baby don't hurt me no moooooore.

No, seriously, what does love have to do with this thread?

The love of learning.

Why do you ask?

Just curious that's all.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

My roommate.

Oh wait, you said WHAT would you do...

Do you want a hummer?

Only if it came with bulletproof everything and free glass.

Wednesday is my first day of classes, and I'm done all my classes at 11:30. What should I do with the rest of my day.

Post around here as religiously as I do. XD

If you could name one movie as the world's most sucktastic, which would it be?

Citizen Kane.

How old does someone have to be for them to be too old to have sex with you?

I go by a hot scale, not a age scale.

When are you too old to rock and roll?

For normal people, old enough to get a real job. For a drummer, death.


Do you prefer watching the Japanese or American rewrite versions of popular anime (not dubs vs. subs)?

EVERYTHING is better in/from Japan. Just learn the language!

What food could you eat forever and never grow tired of?

Rice pudding.


Do you like the rain and storms?

No people drive slower in them.

How often do you have your own "special time" with yourself?

Every time I see your avatar.


How many peppers can Peter Piper pick per pound perused?

42.

Which celebrity would you let eff you in the a?

Heck, Bill Gates is already doing it without permission.


Which do you think would make a better US national anthem: the current one or America the Beautiful?

Current one.

How can the U.S. correct the Immigration issues with Mexico?

Definately not with a giant highway with no security.

What is a good wage for a person my age?

It depends what job you've got.


Given the choice between a really great appetizer and a really great dessert, which would you take?

The appetizer, I love food before my food, and if its good food, then I'm happy.

What is your take on the superhighway from Mexico to Canada with only one checkpoint on it?

It makes me wonder who in our government could possibly have worse international planning skills than Bush.


Aeris or Rinoa?

Ashe. Power is sexy.


Is spanking your kid child abuse?

No. Parents not afraid of spanking their kids are parents not raising their kids as spoiled brats who'd sue them for doing it.


Given the choice of White, Black, Red, or Blue Mage, what would you be?

Black Mage. SOOOOOOOOOOOoooo much fun I could have with just a basic 'Fire' spell.


Better anti-zombie weapon (for use in an extend esape, not just getting out of the mall): Dragunov SVD or Mossberg 500?

Welcome to the Zombie Survival Title™
 

Mossberg 500, in any outbreak-survival situation. You give up range in exchange for stopping power/area of effect. Zombies are not a danger a mile a way, and carrying a sniper rifle may motivate a wielder to take unnessicary shots. The last things you want to do in survival/escape mode is waste shots and stir the nest. In a hunting situation, post-initial escape, the Dragunov is ideal as it keeps the operator at a safe distance from the target. Saftey during the final eradication of the zombie outbreak is one's primary concern.

Why do they call you "The hardest working man in NPF city"?

Because he's one HELL of a prostitute.

What is the worst fast food establishment and why?

A small shop called Hon's Wok, because the fact that it was next to a cat clinic was just disturbing.


If you got a tattoo, what would it be?

McDonalds because their food tastes like shit that someone ate then shit out again and then fried in hippo musk. Then they say "BE HAPPY!"


So...yah. Canada's up 5-0 in the Super Series. Did you think Russia was going to be this feeble?

"Exit Only" with an arrow pointing towards my rectum.

So, how 'bout that local sports team, eh?

They're ten years old and already emo. A tie game ruined all their little lives.


Who's cooler, Nanaki or Kimahri?

Auron. Strength is sexy.

About how much time do you spend in front of the television each week?

None to two hours, I'm always on here though.

What do you think about people who insert foriegn catch phrases into everyday speech?

It's alright if they're funny. If they fail, I smack them.

What pisses you off more, people who are racist or people who see racism in every little thing?

I'd have to go with racists, though I've had to spend more time around them than the other type.


If you lived on a planet shaped like a taco shell, with gravity such that it you could live normally on any part of the surface, what part of it would you want to live on?

near the center, where is Chilli-hot

Do you think that LOL is the New HAHA?

No, because haha was never degraded into noobishness, thereby losing its meaning.


What's your favorite limit break?

That one where Cid kills the planet.


If you could be any kind of squash, what kind would you be?

Probably a white pumpkin, because to pull a line from Weird Al, I'm whiter than sour cream.


Given the choice of any weapon, which do you think does/would suit you best?

The Rifle with Chainsaw Bayonet from Gears of War.

Which is the best Judge show on television?

Judge Judy, because she's good at being a woman in power.



Would you prefer to get ice cream at Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors, or buy from a grocery store?

Straight from the source. The parlor all the way.

Favorite Final Fantasy game, and why?

Final Fantasy Tactics, VI, IX & XII, because they're not VII.

Which super power would you totally steal from a comic character?

Hmm... That's honestly an interesting question. The obvious answer for someone of my age and gaming experience would be six, and for obvious reasons--it had some of the best characterizations of any final fantasy to date, didn't have an annoying main character (a fault of a few modern ones) and brought the era of sixteen bit RPGs to a proud end.

On the other hand, Final Fantasy Seven deserves some mention for being the Final Fantasy to popularize the series, allowing Squaresoft to put more and more money into each successive game, which also means more talent.

Then there's Final Fantasy Ten, which has, arguably, the best story-telling of any of the games, as well as the most human and full characters. Each character had their own personalities which really came through, something that wasn't fully possible in the sixteen bit days, and which they failed at in Final Fantasy Seven, Eight, and Nine.

Speaking of which, Nine also deserves honorable mention. It wasn't amazing in any singular aspect but it was a very solid game with a fun story line, and who didn't like trancing? Plus it came right after Final Fantasy Eight, which led to it being compared directly to--arguably--the worst in the series.

And then there's twelve. Balthier. Also: The first Final Fantasy in quite some time which didn't involve a love plot as central to the story, and, like in ten, the characters were all deeply involved and humanized. I particularly liked how Vaan and Penelo would chat about unimportant kid things while the 'grown-ups' decided what had to be done next in cut scenes. It really added a lot of depth to their characters.

After all is said and done, however, I must say that Final Fantasy Tactics (the original) is my favorite, due to the political intrigue inherent in the plot, the extremely well implemented job system, the great tactical engine, and Delita. Far and away the best game in the series.

Next question: How do you calculate the area of a circle and the volume of a sphere? Seriously, I can't remember.

Damn ninja.

I'd totally take Jubes'. Her fireworks were both lethal and adaptable, but easily hidden from a mob.


If you were a pizza topping, what would you be?

A crazy amalgamation of sausage, pepperoni, hamburger, bacon and ham all crammed into one super topping.

Birds: Beautiful animals to be admired or nasty fucking beasts owned by nasty people?

*pssst*... The answer is "nasty beasts"...

Both.

Why do you fill me up buttercup baby just to let me down?

Because I'm loaded with empty calories.

What are hot dogs made out of?

Imagine all of the leftover meat off a cow shoved into its own intestines. Got that? Okay, now hot dogs are worse...


Did it ever annoy you when teachers used the "apples to oranges" argument, even though you can compare the two as fruit?

No, because they are so far different, it gets the point across. Same with things like bacon and a 20 oz. medium rare ribeye. They're both meat, sure, but they're also entirely different.

So, how many people do you think the average person has sex with in their lifetime?

It depends on how many partners their partner has slept with, and their partners, and so on. "Six Degrees to Where I Got H***es" kinda thing.


What video game company (ex: Square, not Sony) do you consider to be the best?

Traveller's Tales? Maybe 2K Boston? If neither of those, then definitely those guys that made Psychonauts.

What is the worst pick up line you've ever heard in your life ever?

"Let's just remain friends."


Which of the four elements of European alchemy (not including aether) would you most like to have the power of?

I would take wind, because you could pack the atoms in the air together to make a razor sharp sword or an invisible sheild.

Would you describe yourself as caramelly, chocolatey, nutty, or peanut buttery?

Caramelly. Because I'm not overpowering, can be quite smooth (believe it or not), and can moderate between dang near anything. Plus, I always thought of caramel as being one of the more "intelligent" toppings because people treat it in a more refined manner than chocolate, but don't use it to denote plain like vanilla.


Would you rather be a necromancer, chronomancer, chromomancer, or geomancer?

Geomancer.

Whats the meaning of life?

Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes.

What's the best movie for notable quotes?

300!!!

What did the messenger in the beginning of 300 mean when he asked about an offering of earth and water?

For Sparta to give Xerxes an offering of land.


How do YOU handle moments of ridiculous personal fury?

Step one:smash head on wall
Step two:repeat till unconscious
Step three: once unconscious stop smashing head on wall

what is the worst weapon you can think of?

Thats going to leave a Title™...
 

The Handle-less Sword...

"Now I'll just draw my Handle-less Sword and... Aw man... can I get a hand?" *rimshot*

What is the most wonderful time of year for you?

Halloween
i finaly take my tru-
...
i like costumes!!

what would be a funny biserker weapon

A water noodle.


Would you rather have ultimate physical power or ultimate magical power?

magic. why rush someone who has invisible force-fields
you would never get past them.

if you could create illusions what would you do?

Assuming I was powerful enough to do all five senses, I'd probably do some creative stuff with them, including:

- Create a pleasant summer day, complete with lawn chair and grassy field of flowers, and just lay back and relax.
- When in danger, "summon" some sort of large animal to maul my opponent, or maybe a swarm of bees.
- Do all sorts of dramatic wind stuff.
- In class, drop a bunch of roast turkeys all over my classmates' keyboards.

Of course, being an illusion, none of it would be real, so there wouldn't actually be any mess to clean up.



Would you prefer to be good with guns, bows, thrown weapons, or melee weaponry?

I'm leaning into the guns and bows spot
i suck with a sword and i throw like a girl

what is the coolest super power ever?

The ability for your powers to be powerful without you being a Mary Sue.


What's the cheapest superpower ever?