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Kurosen 06-21-2007 01:30 AM

#860: "A sense of mercy."
 
One of the many reasons Norse mythology is superior to all others is that they get around the whole incestual thing by having gods mate with giants so no one ends up doin' his sibling.

TheDarkmage 06-21-2007 01:45 AM

Funny thing is if Black Mage was right and him and WM were the only people left alive they would have to, as much as WM wouldn't want to.

Regulus Tera 06-21-2007 02:30 AM

I would say something like incest is the best, put your sister to the test!, but I won't due to fear of fifth's mighty hammer of bannination.

How the fuck would a giant fuck a god? I mean, what about the sizes? It's worse than witch on dragon action.

Amake 06-21-2007 02:44 AM

Most giants aren't that big, maybe 7 or 8 feet. It's a better question to ask how Loki's genitals work. He is the father of Joungarmand the world-serpent, Fenris the wolf and Hel the goddess of death and the mother of Sleipnir the eight-legged horse, you know.

I'm mentioning this so no one thinks Norse gods are any more discriminate in their sexual habits than any others. :)

By the way the comic rox0rs as usual. ^_^

Bob The Mercenary 06-21-2007 03:31 AM

You know, I will be infinitely disappointed if the whole BM/WM...I hesitate to say...subplotline doesn't come to a climax in an ice cream parlor somewhere with BM ordering onion rings and WM flipping through the jukebox and playing Journey's "Don't Stop Believing".

Great Cartoonist 06-21-2007 03:38 AM

The incest thing is also sorta avoided in the Bible. I guess putting a man and a woman made out of a man's rib together doesn't sound so much like incest.

Also, slight problem.
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Monkeybonk 06-21-2007 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great Cartoonist
The incest thing is also sorta avoided in the Bible. I guess putting a man and a woman made out of a man's rib together doesn't sound so much like incest.

So incest between identical twins is just masturbation, right?

Two missing comics in two weeks, and now a late one? We don't pay you for nothing! (Or do we?)

henke37 06-21-2007 04:18 AM

I just think it is a small wonder how WM hasn't beaten someone yet, especially considering how BM behaves. Must be all the shocking news.

hanzo66 06-21-2007 05:49 AM

Sad how WM thinks that Sarda's a wise and benevolent Sage. Then again she hasn't exactly suffered the most directly through his love of screwing with random people.

Technocloud 06-21-2007 06:03 AM

Haha, it would be first grade inbreeding after a while.


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