Okay...I've been here for about a year and a half and my post count is about 170-180...
Yes, I do lurk very very very much, because most of the time what I want to say about a subject has already been said, so I feel like I wouldn't contribute to it at all.

So, am I old, am I new, or am I in the middle?
I still feel new to this place, even after a year.

Also, I don't go with cake. Brownies are my specialty. It's the better cake.

Post count generally doesn't matter, it's the quality of the participation you have around here that really shines.

Participating in communication outside the forum, like Chat 8bit, Faplet, and the irc chat probably helps too.

I avoid contributing cause a lot of topics I've posted in (here and other places) have the habit of dying.

Yeah...I've read that, and its hardly an explanation either. I'm willing to except http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3...0102006vk7.jpg

Please... No... Not the pain!

He's lying, the filthy liar.

Nobody looks past the number.

Okay seriously all mod-like no fun mode stuff now.

BraveFencer is is absolutely right in that statement. Any forum dicking will result in forum dick removal. :)?

But... I love my forum dick!

I've been here for a year and 7 months, about.

And yet, I still feel like a newb. Eh, it's probably just the ol' low self esteem kickin' in!

Hahaha! Haha... huh...

You SUCK

...Yeah, I'm pretty sure that I'm going to need some therapy now.

Excuse me.

Oh, and, I guess I'm old enough to be saying Hello newbs, read the rules, and don't feed the animals anything but the corpses of your enemies.

Agreed.

I made that for you.

...

Bitch.

Except me....I am, in fact, /that/ mean.

Not as much as your Mom, a vacuum cleaner and sometimes Fenris... :D

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Damn websense!! Can you at least describe the picture you've posted?

EDIT: Yeah, can't see that either...

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Sup peoples of the north. I bring chocolate candies!

They are perfectly fine!

EAT THEM!

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WTF, of course I'm alive! Alive and kickin' the crap outta this place for three and a half years!

Also: BWAHAHA! http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/6...horbustxy4.jpg http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3...0102006vk7.jpg

This place is an illustrious garden of nonsense.

Also:
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Oh yeah? Well I beg to dif-
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Look, this whole thing is really just get-
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Umm, so this is a song about Newfoundland, and we wrote it about the place names, and all you have to know is that all the place names in this song are real place names that we found in an atlas. 'Cause we can read! (Yeah, we can read!) Yeah, literacy!

Oh Newfoundland, oh Newfoundland, an island in the sea
I love you oh so very much, I'd join the ministry
To show the people ‘round the rock when tourist season's here
Although in my opinion it's a gem throughout the year
Well if you're one for swimmin', don't think it's out of reach
You can go and take a dip along Grosse Water Beach
I know the name's misleadin', that's quite a problem here
Instead let's go to Goobie's and have ourselves a beer

From Woody's Point to Come-by-Chance to good old Fairyland
Come take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand
Don't let their names deceive you, Newfoundland's mighty fine
So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time

Well you can go to Blow-Me-Down before it gets too dark
Oh sorry ma'am, I should've said, that's our provincial park
There's also Whippet Harbor, or maybe Butterpot
Or maybe I'll just hit the pub, I'm feeling like a shot.
Well you can sail at Quidi Vidi and look at Joe Batt's Arm
There's Placentia and there's Cow Head (moo), they're so full of charm!
Get married down in Kilbride, have a party in Hate Bay
Or have some screech in Fogo and forget about the day

From Woody's Point to Come-by-Chance to good old Fairyland
Come take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand
Don't let their names deceive you, Newfoundland's mighty fine
So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time

Okay, the Drinking Verse!
[sing as drunkenly as you can. Lots of 'ra's and such]

From Woody's Point to Come-by-Chance to good old Fairyland
Come take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand
Don't let their names deceive you, Newfoundland's mighty fine
So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time
So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time
So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time!

Cod.

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Title™ demands an end to thi-
 

We have to find a diff-
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Oh God Time Parad-
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I am new, and I guess I joined randomly for no particular reason. Seriously, I just had nothing to do.

I have a bad habit of dropping forums though, but I'll try to hold on to these ones. I said that somewhere else though and I ended up not going back.

Welcome, Z-

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Hey, now, that was just ru-
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Zilla, I swear, we are not normally like this.

Blame DFM. Because it is totally his fault.

Lies.

We are all immature buttmunches.

Seriously Zilla, welcome to /npf/. TITS OR GTFO

And also, Zilla, as part of your initiation into NPF, you have to help me bury a dead hooker.

Ouch. NO U

A Desperate Title™
 

I gotta be quick!
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Critical Kitten, save us from th-
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In before Seaking, Closed Thread, v& and b&, etc...

Don't make me hit you.

You guys blame me for everything wrong with this forum but I'm only responsible for like half of it.

The top or the bottom half?

EDIT: Oh yeah, and...

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Is DFM a new guy?

Welcome to NPF!

Hey, New is fun and exciting and...New! I think I like it here, it smells nice.

...No? He's been here almost a year, and has won a place in this forums heart with his comics...

I'd say, he's not new, he's an instant classic.

Just like

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I am sorry I banned you for liking that horrible movie but that is no reason to insult me like this.

Haha! I have just begun my revenge.

Just you wait, my friend.

Just you wait...

I don't even know what to say about
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By george, I think she's got

Yay, congrats, Zilla! You've successfully been assimilated!

Just remember, when/if this crazy yoda dog thing ever blows over, such randomness is p-

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Wait, is that such a goo-

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I've never seen DFM before around here...then again, I never look at the comics and whatnot...

Welcome to the forums anyways!

I just read through this entire thread, and the "hug and cuddlefest" and the other threads this has spread too, and I feel like I need to let you know that you guys made my d-
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Hey, New People. I'm a lurker who's been here since Mighty Krylos and the Clever ChesireThiefs roamed this desert of doubt. I have beared witness to Fithfiend's demonic rise to power. I have stood before the ever-changing Wandering Wombat as he was finally vanquished. And now I present, the compendium of all knowledge you need to know to survive.

lol shiney is totaly a shithed. OMG! B-mage is SO Kewl!

There are no new girls amongst the "Nullp3plows" that are arriving?

Becuase... really......... you know?

Bah, you have been around longer than me

>.>

*WAVES E-PEEN*

I amend to that and add a warning of not mentioning Chrono Cross in the same sentence as Chrono Trigger around Fifthfiend.

And me, well, most people have been longer than me so...

*Runs away.... far away*

Also, isn't the huge text that senior posted breaking the rules about the staff?

Is it just me or did you just break your own amendment? You had better pray Fifth doesn't see what you wrote, or he'll kick your ass! I mean, how dare you even reference the shitty sequel?

I, the reincarnation of the one and only member "judaspriestfan" (I switched names after about a year) offer you this advice, be afraid be extremely tireingly excruciatingly afraid.

Why, he seems like a generally mild mannered and funny guy.

You have no idea how wrong you are on that.

*raises hand*

No offense Zilla, but your profile says nothing definate and there are several guys on here with female avatars, and one who really likes to RP chicks... So are you confirming your girlyness or is it all a sham?

I am confirming my girlyness.

I don't really get this board's profile stuff too well, I'm used to phpBBS 2.

Wow, Zilla made a Zork reference
Return to Zork for the win.

Zilla has now become the butt of many jokes, especially if she posts like a regular (See: Mesden when she first joined, except slightly less meh)

You mean for the lose?

Hahaha that game was terrible.

What? Nuu! I love the Zork games! I do! They're awesomeness in text form! I've bought Zork books! Zork is the great grand-daddy of all Adventure games, and gave way to games such as, another one of my favorites, the Quest For Glory series.

Well I’m new and I don’t "k'air" I do know not to stand in fifth’s way for my friend (God of irony/elite l337 ninja) got in it plenty. So I learned the rules from his mistakes.

Also GOI/ELN told me to say that fifth owed him one for a accidental banning (for a chuck norris photo?) before his total ban.

Zork is fine, Return to Zork on the other hand looks to be totally insane.

Seriously... you need a plant... to enter a comedy club... at the base of a cliffside... that you need to rappel to get down to... so you can play your tape recorder of other people's jokes... so you can get a piece of a frisbee.

Nice to see that we get another player on the Army of Ladies here on NPF

Now step aside so we can screw the mind of the newbies

Zilla, use mace. Shoot to kill.

You mean swing.

^ That's exactly what I thought.

Mace spray is for losers, I have Black Mamba venom spray. >:)

I just use my charm and looks... Yeah screw you DFM!

Sticking your hands down my pants is not charm you cretin.

...
>.>
<.<

*withdraws hand*

Oh yeah, yay for interweb ladies.

Is this actually something or just a metaphor?

That's not what you and Krylo told me last night. Somehow that leaves me feeling robbed and slightly violated...in a sad way. :eek:

It's either a metaphor or a revelation of NPF's secret scheme for Matriarchal Revolution.

Take your pick.