Well, do you have any other ideas?

If we find out why who was with where instead of on first, then couldn't we finally figure out how to fit them in with what when it's appropriate?

So if we could get who, where, and what together, that would solve the problems of both fielding and bookkeeping?

Well if who is on first, what is on second, and where is on third then why don't we have a pitcher and how about the outfield?

If we never had a pitcher, why were we prioritizing on finding a first baseman?

Do you think it's because why can't get his priorities straight?

Has why's alcoholism really affected the entire organization so much?

Well if why can't pitch and book-keep at the same time, isn't that reason enough to turn into an alcoholic?

Couldn't it just mean why was trying to do too much, and should have asked for an assistant?

Then who would be his assistant?