Why am I prohibited from getting serious if there are more people to have a meaningful discussion with?

I dunno, might it have to do with your avatar?

Wouldn't my title be the bigger problem here?

Maybe, but wouldn't the avatar be the icing on the cake?

Are you telling me that if I was to switch my avatar and title around I would then be in possesion of an iced cake?

You might be, but wouldn't you rather do it then just ponder what if you did it?

Why would I do it, when the potential dissapointment over not seeing a cake would be enough to completely destroy whatever counts as my sanity?

What if you already had no sanity to begin with?

Wouldn't I be the best judge of whether I actually possessed sanity at one point?

Would an insane person be qualified to be the judge of such a thing?