Shouldn't the torch just burn itself out?

Aren't we talking about the statue for the torch's flame?

We didn't leave the torch off to the side of the face?

And what did you and Dr. Zaius do with the rest of the body?

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius?

Haven't you noticed the odd coloration of our dude pistons?

I don't know about yours, but hasn't mine always been this fleshy color?

Wouldn't you be the best judge of what you looked like?

What kind of clown is he if his happy rocket isn't painted pure white with a happy face and giant red honking nose at the end?

One not soon to be accused of indecent exposure in front of children? XD