Won't someone please think of the children?

Who doesn't think of children whilst discussing meat pistons?

... Isn't the thought of having kids supposed to be kryptonite to each of our own whoopie sticks?

Are some of them sick enough enough for it not to be?

Aren't they called Mom and Dad?

Why, are "Mother" and "Father" too formal for you?

What do you believe would be too formal?

Would "My male parental figure" and "My female parental figure" fit the bill for being too formal?

I don't know, wouldn't you think "my male parental unit" be more formal?

Why would your father want to be referred to by his wang-doodle?