What's wrong with pirates?

EDIT : A third ninja in a row.

Aren't pirates overdone as well?

Do a few movies really make them overdone?

Would monks be in line for discussion?

Why would we introduce a third variable to this confusing debate?

Isn't that the fun of it?

But why complicate things for the sake of complicating things when we need to decide if pirates are better than ninjas?

Because in the end we know monks whoop both of them?

Statistically speaking, weren't ninjas usually unsuccessful in their missions?

Is that another vote for pirates, then?

EDIT : ANOTHER NINJA! I thought we were done with that crap!