How should I know when I'm busy trying to make myself feel pretty?

Do you feel pretty and witty and gay?

Would that make you feel uncomfortable if he was?

Why would I be uncomfortable with a happy person?

Perhaps you enjoy the company of people who are cynical?

So you'd share a fag with him if he offered?

Edit: Ninjaed! Noooo, and the British pun was too awesome. You will rue this day...!

How can you smoke knowing everything we do about the hazards of doing so?

How can you question the concept of people's stupidity when we both know you're decent at socialism?

Isn't the best way to learn what other people think on a subject to question them on it?

Ah, but didn't your question provide a subtext that could only be answered poorly?

Wouldn't they, in fact, just smoke the fag by lighting it up and sucking the filtered tip regardless of the hazards as that has nothing to do with the literal meaning of your question?