So you're telling me your ass is an inquisitive, rich tapestry of thought built specifically to aid us in our quests for knowledge?

Would that make it a wise ass? XD

Puns - is there any problem they can't solve?

Does the war count?

Which war - the great pun war, or some other war in which no one thought to use a pun to bring peace?

Might it be an actual serious one started by an idiot who needed a patsy for morale after he let the real problem escape on a friggin' donkey?


(Whoo! Probably slapped you all with that swing! :sweatdrop )

How could a problem escape on a donkey, given how many other methods of transportation there are which would quickly overtake the ass?

Would you believe a helicopter lost him?

Could you please explain how that's possible?

Can I just say I honestly don't know? :sweatdrop