How could I purport to be so and not be sure?

Would lying be a suitable explanation for how such an occurance could happen?

Hasn't my tendency toward honesty been self evident in the subjects I have brought up?

Doesn't that mean that such a change would be unlikely, which would be the perfect cover for a liar?

If ever there was a place to lie, would it be in front of dominant women who really want a man that can handle them?

What do you mean by if - are you telling me that lying is unacceptable?

Would you lie to a woman who is perfectly capable of ripping off your man parts when you aren't looking in recompense for your fibbing ways without breaking a nail or batting an eyelash?

What if I was to do so only to test my skills at lying?

Then wouldn't you soon find yourself lacking in both skills and man parts?

Why do you assume that my skills are not up for the task?