Do I look like I read Harry Potter and am thus able to answer your question?

What if someone claimed you were a closet Potter fan?

Would he kill them for saying such cruel things?

Then what would he do with the body?

Maybe steal their man-parts and make them his own like that main villain from some book?

Is this because he lost his man parts in that whole lying scenario from before?

I thought it was agreed that he was an eunuch from the start?

Did you forget to send me the memo?

I thought it was left on your desk, didn't you check?

(Edit: Off to the theatre~ Back in three hours or so.)

Holy crap, you know where I work?