Isn't that just a unimportant side note to the grand debate of the greatness of pirates?

Are you trying to say that it is ok for Orlando Bloom to have represented your side in this debate?

Who the hell is Orlando Bloom?

Why couldn't you google this question or look it up on imdb.com or wikipedia?

Can't you figure out that this is a thread about asking questions so I must have chosen to bask in your knowledge and wisdom that was already here and available?

How does one bask in rather intangiable knowledge?

Are you really trying to deviate the topic on hand from who the hell Orlando Bloom is to something like how one could determine whether or not they are actually able to bask in rather intangiable knowledge when knowledge inherently can be something that is intangiable to begin with?

... Wow, how the hell did I not know who Orlando Bloom was?

Was I wrong in thinking that he was every fangirl's fantasy?

Would you believe I've never seen Pirate's of the Caribbean?