How can we decide that without being part of the Conan entity?

Because we are free-thinkers with the capacity to interpret any situation in our cognitive consciousness?

THAT'S what you think about people here on NPF ?

There's people on NPF?

Have you discovered evidence to the contrary?

what could that evidence be?

You mean you haven't noticed?

...wait, what am I noticing again?

Didn't you read when Bellsouth mentioned evidence that we were, in fact, people?

Why would real people live in America, or Canada, or Britain, or any of the other landmasses that we sentinent blobs sit upon?