Perhaps one should look at this from a Shroedinger-esque standpoint?

Why should we have to change our standpoints just to verify the existence of a box with rabbit feet in it, as it is a simple yes or no question?

why not just cut rabbit paws off and stick em in a box?

Wouldn't that make your box messy?

Will you take the hit when PETA comes 'round?

PETA can do more than euthanize?

Does anyone take PETA seriously anymore?

Do you think you could do a better job?

What makes you think I want to do anything but sit back and complain?

Is that what Kirby would do?