Why am I prohibited from getting serious if there are more people to have a meaningful discussion with?

I dunno, might it have to do with your avatar?

Wouldn't my title be the bigger problem here?

Maybe, but wouldn't the avatar be the icing on the cake?

Are you telling me that if I was to switch my avatar and title around I would then be in possesion of an iced cake?

You might be, but wouldn't you rather do it then just ponder what if you did it?

Why would I do it, when the potential dissapointment over not seeing a cake would be enough to completely destroy whatever counts as my sanity?

What if you already had no sanity to begin with?

Wouldn't I be the best judge of whether I actually possessed sanity at one point?

Would an insane person be qualified to be the judge of such a thing?

Then who do you think would be the best person for the job?

Would I, the strange little nerd do the trick?

Is it really fair to have one person just standing back and making arbitrary decisions on what is sane?

Didn't you ever hear Dickinson's "Most- {Madness* Is $Divinest Sense+" ?


(Good grief! A TRIPLE ninja!? :gonk: )

So not only are you in favour of having the one person in charge of deciding what is sane and what isn't, your recommendation is also dead?

Didn't you see my edit, which clearly states that was supposed to be three posts before it was?

Don't you use a handpuppet though?

Would his clowning around have anything to with the fact I'm in charge of trying to clean up his mess?

Does this mean I can make any sort of mess I want, and someone else will clean it for me?

Can I help make messes?

Why must we always clean up after the messes you clowns make?

Will you both take no for an answer?

Would you rather clean up the mess that we apes make?

Can that even be compared to the mess the average male college student makes? :gonk:

You do know that I'm a recently graduated bachelor ape, right?

You damned dirty apes, you blew it all to hell didn't you?

You're not going to give us credit for keeping around the Statue of Liberty? ...Well, parts of her...

Does just the head and other pieces really count for the entire thing?

Are those not the important parts?

What about the torch?

Shouldn't the torch just burn itself out?

Aren't we talking about the statue for the torch's flame?

We didn't leave the torch off to the side of the face?

And what did you and Dr. Zaius do with the rest of the body?

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius?

Haven't you noticed the odd coloration of our dude pistons?

I don't know about yours, but hasn't mine always been this fleshy color?

Wouldn't you be the best judge of what you looked like?

What kind of clown is he if his happy rocket isn't painted pure white with a happy face and giant red honking nose at the end?

One not soon to be accused of indecent exposure in front of children? XD

Won't someone please think of the children?

Who doesn't think of children whilst discussing meat pistons?

... Isn't the thought of having kids supposed to be kryptonite to each of our own whoopie sticks?

Are some of them sick enough enough for it not to be?

Aren't they called Mom and Dad?

Why, are "Mother" and "Father" too formal for you?

What do you believe would be too formal?

Would "My male parental figure" and "My female parental figure" fit the bill for being too formal?

I don't know, wouldn't you think "my male parental unit" be more formal?

Why would your father want to be referred to by his wang-doodle?

What's the point to adding doodle seeing as how as simply wang works?

Would anyone ever ask their father about that kind of thing, anyway?

Why are we even on this subject?

Weren't you the one talking about your male parent's unit?

And adding "doodle" the end makes it that much funnier, SSB

Which is worse, speaking frankly about your father's unit or your mom's junk?

Is there any way to change the subject before I have to rip my own eyes out of their sockets?

That didn't answer the question; Dad's unit or Mom's junk?

Does that junk in anyway involve her trunk?

Have you heard of Oedipus?

Didn't he rip his eyes out, too?

Is there any way we could change the subject?

What would you like to talk about?

Why would we want to talk about anything else?

Why wouldn't we?

((Kind of spammy, the rules prohibit that kind of thing))

Why would you ask me, wasn't I in favour of a subject change?

Are you sure you want me to steer this discussion away from Mommy parts and inappropriate familial relationships and further down the road into more obscure debauchery?

What did you have in mind?

What are your feelings on relationships between step-children after their parents divorce?

What type of "relationship" are you talking about?

I would think it had to do with the level of bond the child had between them wouldn't you?

You're not familiar with the standard of "If it's not blood, on with the flood"?

Who came up with that standard?

Didn't we already go over the figurative "they" last week?

Sos, I must've missed that, can we recap?

Why can't you just go back and read it?

Are you trying to steer this away from grey area incest?

Can I say "Yes" any more emphatically?

Depends, could you do it while thinking of incest?

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Would you believe we're from the South?