Why not just go with Transvestite so everyone can be happy?

EDIT : Do I seem like the kind of person who would be happy with that?

Can I imply that such a thing would be true for you?

If I said no, would you accept that?

Why should we?

Isn't it part of the fun of pretending to Tendronai to have accepted it, yet with everyone else realizing that such a thing has not yet occured?

But wouldn't it be more fun for me to just say no, and run away screaming before more of your insanity comes anywhere near me?

Have you ever considered that we like the chase?

Don't you know that I can't chase after him in these heels?

Haven't I expressed enough gratitude for that fact?

That depends, do you think I'm pretty yet?

Do you want me to let you down gently?

Was I wrong in thinking that you would be different from the others?

Why, did they not let you down gently?

Do you really think this is the time or place to discuss such issues?

Would you prefer to take it up in some seperate area, then?

Wouldn't that end up taking attention away from this wonderful game though?

But shouldn't the fact that you seem to be periodically abandoned due to a high-self image which doesn't necessarily reflect reality be discussed and dealt with?

How would you know one way or another that it doesn't necessarily reflect reality?

If it did reflect reality, then why would there have been so many people who have let you down in regards to how they feel about your appearance?

How can you be certain that I was let down solely due to my appearance?

Why must I be the butt of so many jokes? T_T

Have you not been paying attention to the recent defamation occuring towards me?

Can you honestly say you don't deserve it?

Can anyone honestly proclaim such a thing?

Then wouldn't that be a horrible thing to proclaim in the first place?

Does that mean you all want me to proclaim it, then?

Are you saying that you are really that horrible?

Can't I take pride in that fact?

Whatever happened to decency?

Do you really believe Tendronai to have any shred of decency left in his non-soul body?

Wouldn't I be the best judge of that?

Wouldn't we just get a biased answer which would end up proving nothing?

What if I confirmed it?

Isn't that still biased since you two were both had clown avatars at one point and thus must be in cahoots with each other?

What if I confirmed it?

Wouldn't it still be biased since you and Tendronai are in fact lovers?

What if I were to claim that I was shallow enough to break up with him when he changed from Kirby, would that allow me to confirm it?

Why would you break up with him for that?

It was PINK, isn't that enough?

Is it ever enough?

If I were to say what Tendronai lacks for a soul he makes up in other--areas--would you get my drift?

If I pushed you, would you tell me more?

That depends, have you tried my cooking?

Why would I have tried your cooking?

Isn't that a question you should be asking Demetrius?

If I did ask, would he answer?

Does he have a reason to explain his cooking activities with us?

Maybe he's an exhibitionist?

Does that make you a voyeur?

Have I been anything but lately? Do you think I should sue LHN for psychological trauma?

How can we be sure you weren't like this before the Insanity game?

Why is it whenever I'm gone for just a couple hours, I'm implicated in bizarre sexual trysts?

Are you denying that all the facts thus presented so far are untrue?

Would any of you believe my lies?

Is there a reason we should believe your lies over the truth that the facts so far have presented?

And furthermore, haven't I implicated that your sexual trysts can last hours and thus is why you're such a catch, soulless or not?

Why are you so compelled to talk about his sexual trysts?

Isn't it nice that my work is finally appreciated?

Do the sexual trysts by himself really count?

Isn't a tryst a tryst, regardless of who's involved?

While this is true, don't you agree that we can't prove such things unless another person was involved or was watching at the time?

Why must you continually doubt my word?

Maybe he was watching?

Why would I do that?

If you can't, then why are you trying to discredit me?

Edit: (Ninja nooooooooo!) Maybe he's jealous?

Who wouldn't be?

Why would I be jealous when I am obviously the lord of the dance, and chicks dig guys who can dance?

... in heels?

EDIT : Didn't we already establish the fact he's in heels, and don't need to keep bringing it up?

Wouldn't they be more impressed since I am dancing in heels so spectacularly?

Isn't it a difficulty modifier to his dancing and thus relevant?

EDIT : But since he's the lord of the dance, shouldn't he be able to make a decent check without needing some silly modifiers?

Edit: What if it doesn't work that way?

You guys didn't realize that I auto-pass all Perform (Dance) checks already, regardless of the DC?

Because prancing in front of a mirror in an attempt to cope with a childhood trauma isn't the same thing as performing the riverdance in front of an audience?
Edit: Holy Freaking Crap double ninja!

EDIT : If he's the lord of the dance, couldn't he have gotten that title not by doing the prancing but only from the audience riverdancing?
(Double Ninja'd in class... I should be taking notes, jerks!)

Who are you calling a liar?

Doesn't he call everyone a liar at this point?