Has he called me a liar?

But since I'm the best liar, doesn't that make you all paragons of truth?

Haven't already discussed with you that I am a paragon of the dance?

Can't you be both, or the paragon of a truthful dance?

Wouldn't it be better and more accurate for me to say I am the paragon of all dance, whether it be a dance of truth, lies, or seduction?

You can't be serious?

Why can't I be serious about such things?

TRIPLE NINJA'D I HATE YOU ALL
Does seriousness have any place in this game?

Would you be mad at us or the ninjas, who constantly prove their superiority over pirates, if I did say that seriousness does have it's place in this game?

Can't I just be content with being mad with you all, especially on International Talk like a Pirate day?

Have you ever thought about seeking counseling for anger management issues?

What's the point of counselling, when some jerk is just going to tell me to calm down?

Isn't that post of yours proof enough that denial is the first step?

Doesn't my denial of my supposed problem just show that I don't have a problem, and you're just plain mistaken?

Don't psychologists piss you off?

Indeed they do - why do I need some moron telling me what I'm thinking when I'm thinking what I'm thinking?

Isn't it because you need help admitting you have massive anger and hate issues?

Is it really hate when you just hate the psychologist?

Why can't weeeeee be friends?

Could it be because I throw lies about everyone everywhere, thus creating an atmosphere of suspicion and anger which I find amusing to watch?

Don't you have cable?

Isn't that just a hollow projection over how things could be when I have a real example to test my manipulative skills?

Why can't you just be nice for once and not manipulate people?

While correct, isn't it obvious that I've been there for a good long time?

And if you must manipulate people and combine that hollow projection into a real example, well-- whatever happened to that horror movie of yours?

Didn't that movie fail because Moogle tried to take the script, and I was forced to destroy it to protect it's integrity?

You feared he'd do horrors upon its integrity in a similar vein to Godzilla?

Given what has happened to Godzilla, are my fears really that unfounded?

So is this why you have massive anger and hate issues?

Doesn't anger lead to hate and hate lead to the Dark Side?

Even though it does, can't I be happy there without your judgement?

Don't they have better parties over there?

(Edit: Always a ninja. )

Are you trying to get invited to my crazy Dark Side party, with cake and everything?

So is the real reason for all your hate and your switch to joining Sith forces just because of that little screenplay that I wrote and copyrighted all by myself?

Do you not realize it's a bad idea to taunt a hypothetical Sith Lord by mentioning his screenplay?

Don't you mean stole and copyrighted?

Doesn't the copyright done by me alone prove that it is the Sith-anger-soulless one who is trying to steal the greatest screenplay ever written by the real lord of the dance?

I am a writer; I have written over five stories from beginning to end, but have published and copyrighted none-- by this scenario presented are you attempting to claim that if you were to copyright them, that would mean you yourself wrote them?

Wouldn't it be more correct for me to say that with this particular scenario I have done all the writing and production involved for this screenplay?

Hasn't he already shed doubt on that 'fact' which caused him to not only speak in terms of malice on the subject, but also managed to turn his life down another path entirely as he became consumed with hatred and anger that was so deep rooted in his non-withstanding although made-up-for bodily equipment soul, which inevitably made him hate psychology, dance and paragons of truth, which leads him with his now strong conviction from your faulty copyright to "The Dark Side" which in addition also provides cake so he can later ask if they'd like death in its stead?

Shouldn't you learn to use interpunctuation?

So are you saying that the new Sith Lord lives in the "magical mystical land of Canada"?

Isn't that a solid example of why sentences are needed when phrasing scenarios?

Why can't a Sith Lord live in Canada?

Since when have Sith Lords been apt to live in magical and mystical places?

Since they started living in Canada?

Isn't that more of a statement than a question?

What if I was stating it in a way that demonstrated me not knowing the answer?

Don't you see that it still really isn't much of a question as just you spouting off a random answer that could or could not be correct?

But doesn't the fact that he leaves it as a question show us all that he truly isn't sure, and thus should be commended for not pretending that he knows everything?

Do you think anyone will take your angry recommendation?

Aren't you just jumping to conclusions on my mood, now?

Haven't we already established that you have anger problems?

Just because I supposedly have anger problems, why does that mean that I am always enraged?

Wasn't your picture the one next to the Frenzied Berserker prestige class?

Wasn't the picture for the Frenzied Berserker female?

Is said frenzied berserker available for dating and other such engagements?

Shouldn't you be the one who attempts to get in contact with her, rather than have one of us act as a proxy?

Wouldn't it be simpler just to pass the note to her next time you see her at the anger management group therapy sessions?

Why would someone who's entire strength comes from rage go to a place that anger - and thus, that strength - would be reduced?

Haven't you ever considered she might be trying to turn over a new leaf?

Why would she bother, given the astoundingly low number of those who can go from Frenzied Berserkers to contributing members of society?

Is this your attempt at condemning her to a life where she can never truly fit into society as well as the rest of us?

Can it be called an attempt when we all know it's just simply the truth?

So are you saying we shouldn't give her a chance just because......you said so?

Isn't that a bit unfair?

Have I ever claimed to be fair?

When have you claimed to be unfair?

Do you expect me to find a specific instance when the thread is rife with them?

Seeing as the thread is rife with them, shouldn't you be able to find one rather easily, than?

Isn't that more the job of one of the interested parties rather than something for me to do?

Aren't people guilty until they prove themselves innocent?

So, do you agree with the fact that I am unfair, thus granting me the proof which other people are demanding?

Wouldn't that be heavy handed of us to merely mete out our own justice and not allow you the chance you so rightly deserve to prove your own case?

Aren't we nicer than that?

How is allowing him the chance to prove his case considered not nice?

Did you take into the fact that the man is clearly incapable of providing a defence due to sheer idiocy and shall incriminate itself more?

Did you take into account the fact that Demetrius would be incapable of making that assumption due to sheer idiocy?

Or could it be part of a master plan to allow him to walk to his demise of his own free will and not in fact an assumption or oversight?

Do you truly think that I would be foolish enough to walk into my own demise?

If I thought there was any other possibility do you really think I would've revealed my plans to you?