Could you have made a mistake?

Who thinks I should let Tendronai answer that?

But now that your plan has been revealed, don't you think my guard will have increased, thus at least reducing the likelihood of said master plan working out?

Was losing the rights to that screenplay of mine also part of your master plan?

Isn't it Demetrius' plan, not mine?

Didn't you know I have stolen written both of your screenplays which are coincidentally copyrighted by me?

Wasn't that my plan to allow your plan of stealing the rights to our plans to reach a full pregnant maturity and then wrest them from you in the birthing pains?

Why would you use such a disturbing metaphor to describe your plan?

Would the time DFM said, "Demetrius, Dark clown of the netherworld, a being of incalculable debauchery and a soulless, faceless evil as old as time itself," be a sufficient answer to that?

Would "Zilla - The Chick" Be a sufficient answer to that?

How is that even remotely connected to the meandering twists and introverted traps laid by the Moog, Tenny and I?

Does it really matter if it is connected or not?

If they aren't actually connected, does that mean you're going to wander into one of my cunning traps without knowing it at all?

Would anyone like to fall prey to one of my dancing traps?

Is this getting back to feeling pretty again?

EDIT : Doesn't everything lead back to feeling pretty?

Should I have not asked them then?

Isn't that a given at this point?

Wouldn't it still be nice for me to get verification on this question before proceeding?

Who would you like verification from?

Edit: How about the damn Ninjas?

How much better are those ninja's than pirates like Tendronai?

Is it still even a reasonable question when the ninjas are constantly abound around here?

Are you implying that some concept is better than my personage?

Would you get angry again if I said yes?

Wouldn't a more likely scenario involve me changing my avatar?

Into what, a clown?

Why would he change it into a clown?

Do you think he thought that because I had Kefka there before?

Would changing your avatar back to Kefka erase the hatred from your soulless body?

Does Kekfa really seem to imply happiness and joy?

Then is there really much point changing your avatar back if you can't control your anger management issues either way?

Isn't the point of having issues, having issues?

Why would you want to have issues that are clearly a detriment to your character?

Doesn't that add to the character's backstory and give it more focus?

Do you honestly believe playing angsty emo characters constitutes good roleplaying?

That depends, did they have a delightfully tragic past minus the cliches associated with those?

If they didn't have the cliches, would they truely be Emo characters?

While true, didn't Moogle just side-track what I said in an attempt to bring it down to an emo, /wrists debate when in truth I never broached the subject?

Are you denying that you really wanted the subject to come up though?

Although I could easily deny it, why not sink further into this proverbial grave you've dug for this thread and see where it takes us?

Why are you implying I am the one who dug a proverbial grave for this thread?

Aren't implications and sly wordings what makes this thread so very fun?

Are you sure we all are enjoying this thread for the same reasons?

Then why do you enjoy it?

Would you accept the fact that I enjoy having conversation among intellectual peers during my work hours as a viable answer to your question?

It's a bunch of people asking pointless questions which won't be answered, how's that intellctual conversation?

Didn't I say "having conversation amongst intellectual peers" and not "having intellectual conversations amongst peers"?

Since when are NPFers considered intellectual? Outside of Discussion?

Why do you insist on degrading yourself?

Should we forward him Tendronai's psychologist?

Why are you arguing with the Colonel?

Didn't you read the posts?

Why would someone read through all this junk?

Would that not seem like a logical conclusion to come to if one wanted to know what was going on?

Sure, but who could witness so many inane questions and then come to a logical conclusion?

Are you saying you don't have the sanity to do so?

If I was, could I admit it?

Shouldn't you consult with a psychologist for the real answers?

Did you realize this is making me wish I was a psychologist?

Why do you want to become a psychologist suddenly?

Do you think she just wants patients like Tendronai with great sexual trysts?

Perhaps its because this thread would be my free advertisement campaign so I'd gain even more sick revenue than the profession already eagerly acquires?

Wouldn't you have to meet us in real life then?

Are you implying that such a notion would intimidate me?

Haven't you seen Demetrius' constant expression?

That would intimidate me!

Isn't it quite possible a kid just hit him in a no-no place while the picture was taken?

If that were the case, do you not think Demetrius knew what his picture looked like before placing it as his avatar?

Hasn't it already been established that he needs therapy, which is to say, isn't your point moot?

Can't we just assume that he has that expression on his face constantly and make this much simpler?

Isn't therapy a rather complicated process which therefore makes simpler processes irrelevant to discovering the heart of the matter?

So have you gotten your license yet to be a psychologist?

Would you believe me if I said I'm dropping my forensics class right now to go do that?

(Edit: Speaking of, I gotta go to said class. I might be back in an hour and a half depending on how busy said class is. Later.)

What makes you think you can just up and leave the message board with such a hasty retreat like that?

Would now be a good time to point out that the best thing to do is to leave unannounced, so people eagerly wait for your response, which in turn leads them to be disappointed and thus my amusement?

MWAHAHAHA, was that last bit intended to be a statement crudely warped into a query format?

But since I asked "if it would be a good time" at the start, doesn't that follow the rules well enough to be judged a question, regardless of content?

Wouldn't that be considered more of a questioning statement than an actual question?

While that is true, is it not still permissible?

Does that really matter while this post marks the second millenium of posts?