Are you saying that every thousand posts we all achieve a clean slate?

Is this a good time to schedule both of your appointments as it appears, even amongst each other, you still can't behave?

Doesn't this post actually mark the second millenum of posts as we did not start as post 0?

Edit:
Double Ninja'd

Do you really expect an anonymous message board lurking on the internet, populated by slightly disturbed denizens to be anything but misbehaving and depravity?

If we stopped misbehaving and being depraved, then what would be the point of coming here?

To become depraved and start misbehaving?

Again, why can you not see the difference between a question and a questioning statement?

This is just how I roll?

You're not even trying now, are you?

What is there to strive for?

If we don't try to improve ourselves, won't we be stuck in a pointless rut where we just ask questions of each other?

Don't you realize the more negative you are, the richer you'll make me?

Why would we want to make you rich instead of ourselves?

Couldn't it be because they have already doomed themselves with their past soulless clown avatars and thus it doesn't matter really whether or not they get the professional psychological help that they probably do need?

What about those of us without soulless clown avatars?

Are you referring to the ones who make questioning statements rather than the games intended actual questions?

If you keep bringing it up, maybe I'll keep doing it?

Does this have something to do with your childhood?

Am I paying you?

Won't you let me use you as a training dummy?

Would you use me as a sex doll instead?

Don't you think I would be a better candidate for that task?

Should we post pictures to see?

Do you not know NPF forbids NSFW pictures?

What if we wore speedoes and merely described it?

Why don't we just post mug shots and let the viewers decide?

Why are you afraid of posting pics of your body? Are you a fatty?

I'm not fat but I'm not skinny either, but is there something bad about being a little big?

since when did others have rights to hate people because of there looks?

Didn't that come about in the 1980s when we finally showed those hippies what for?

Didn't they just get replaced by the Yuppies?

Didn't they just get replaced by the preps?

Were they not replace by the emos?

Didn't they replace the goths?

In some way are they not one in the same?

If they were the same, then why would there be a distinction?

Have you ever considered that the goths really, really, really, REALLY hate the Emos?

Why would I care what goes on in either of their heads?

Wouldn't it amuse you if you thought it out more?

What the heck is "cool" about being emo anyway? Didn't we used to call that pathetic or swirlie-bait?

EDIT : On that note, what the hell's cool about being a goth?

Would yes be a horrible answer?

Who says it has anything to do with being cool?!

If it doesn't, then why are those damn young people trying to be goths?

Did goths ever claim to be cool? Wasn't it a mass way to be "nonconformist" that defeated its own purpose?

(Edit: @ RMB: No.)

But if they're doing it just to fit in, haven't they missed the point of goth-dom?

... Would yes be a horrible answer? :(

Edit: Damn damn damn damn DAMN.

Where are you whipping out all of these assumptions?

Couldn't you have waited more than five posts before stealing someone else's response?

And who said people had to make sense when trying to deviate? :D

(Edit: Teh ninja! XP )

Would you believe I'm pulling these assumptions out of my ass?

EDIT : Can you please - for my own sanity - confirm you don't mean literally?

So you're telling me your ass is an inquisitive, rich tapestry of thought built specifically to aid us in our quests for knowledge?

Would that make it a wise ass? XD

Puns - is there any problem they can't solve?

Does the war count?

Which war - the great pun war, or some other war in which no one thought to use a pun to bring peace?

Might it be an actual serious one started by an idiot who needed a patsy for morale after he let the real problem escape on a friggin' donkey?


(Whoo! Probably slapped you all with that swing! :sweatdrop )

How could a problem escape on a donkey, given how many other methods of transportation there are which would quickly overtake the ass?

Would you believe a helicopter lost him?

Could you please explain how that's possible?

Can I just say I honestly don't know? :sweatdrop

Then can you tell me who told you about the helicopter losing the donkey, so I can ask them about the details?

Yahoo news, but don't you think it would have been recycled by now?

Then can I actually trust you that the donkey-aided fugitive escaped the helicopter?

Did we catch Osama? Did we not drop our Afghanistan campaign and move into Iraq? Do you even want me to get started on Bush's running list of mistakes?

Isn't the fact that you didn't tell me why I should trust you a fairly strong indication that you were lying?

My word isn't enough?

Haven't I, at least, proven that no one should take anyone's word for granted here without some form of evidence to back it up?

Can we just drop it then, as I have no evidence left, and talk about something negotiable?

What did you have in mind, then?

How about transgender mutations and their effects on bar room etiquette?

If it has curves, isn't that good enough?

What if it has the wrong sex organ?

Is there such a thing as a wrong sex organ? Don't they both have a purpose?

But what if yours is incompatible with theirs?

Why can I never learn my lesson and set the topic for discussion, instead of letting you people go off on discussions about hermaphrodites?

Is Pink Bunny enough of a sexual fiend that it always gets warped by bunny's hedonism?

So I should just blame her, because you guys are such pinnacles of virtue you can't be held accountable for your actions here?

Wasn't this Demetrius' subject, not mine?

So, are you claiming to be the paragon of virtue here, then?

If I said yes would that be a solid example of how to tell blatant lies?