How could I purport to be so and not be sure?

Would lying be a suitable explanation for how such an occurance could happen?

Hasn't my tendency toward honesty been self evident in the subjects I have brought up?

Doesn't that mean that such a change would be unlikely, which would be the perfect cover for a liar?

If ever there was a place to lie, would it be in front of dominant women who really want a man that can handle them?

What do you mean by if - are you telling me that lying is unacceptable?

Would you lie to a woman who is perfectly capable of ripping off your man parts when you aren't looking in recompense for your fibbing ways without breaking a nail or batting an eyelash?

What if I was to do so only to test my skills at lying?

Then wouldn't you soon find yourself lacking in both skills and man parts?

Why do you assume that my skills are not up for the task?

How can you even suggest that my intent was to say such a thing?

Isn't the fact that you implied that I would have neither skills nor manhood an indication that you believed I would prove unable to successfully create such a lie?

How well does a well constructed lie hold up when the woman you are lying to believes that all men lie and disbelieves you not out of distrust for your story but out of distrust for men in general?

Are you trying to work me into a corner where the rippage will occur no matter what I say?

Isn't that where you'd expect to end up if you tried to lie in that situation?

Why do you want Tendronai to lack man-parts?

Don't all liars lack man parts? ooOOOOoooooOOOooo! :O

But as he doesn't lack them yet, does that mean he's been telling the truth all along?

Wouldn't his assertion that his intent was to lie to them mean that he wasn't telling the truth, and that by lying his man parts were forfeit?

How then would his man-parts be removed in punishment for his lie if he never actually possessed them?

Why did you think he didn't have 'em?

Who doesn't have man-parts now?

Where did you people get the idea that I was an eunuch from?

Would there be something wrong with being a eunuch?

Haven't you read any books where the main villain was a eunuch?

Are there a lot of them?

Can we begin to doubt that fact, since it's been an hour and no one has mentioned a book where there is an eunuch main villain?

What if that's only due to the fact that people don't wake up this early on Sundays?

Why should I bother considering how early other people are up when I'm already awake and demanding answers?

Wasn't Voldemort a eunuch?

Do I look like I read Harry Potter and am thus able to answer your question?

What if someone claimed you were a closet Potter fan?

Would he kill them for saying such cruel things?

Then what would he do with the body?

Maybe steal their man-parts and make them his own like that main villain from some book?

Is this because he lost his man parts in that whole lying scenario from before?

I thought it was agreed that he was an eunuch from the start?

Did you forget to send me the memo?

I thought it was left on your desk, didn't you check?

(Edit: Off to the theatre~ Back in three hours or so.)

Holy crap, you know where I work?

Who doesn't know where you work?

Where do I work?

Would "A place with a desk" be accurate?

What sort of a job doesn't have a desk somewhere?

Do squeegee kids have desks?

No, but wouldn't their bosses have 'em?

Would you bother even to tell us the truth if we managed to guess where you work?

Mustn't we assume he will, or else won't this entire tangent have proven pointless?

Aren't tangents, almost by definition, generally pointless?

Then aren't they perfect for this game?

Don't you ask questions for a reason?

Is boredom considered a real reason to present false queries?

What would constitute a false query?

A question is normally an expression of speech or communication that is used to gain a form of knowledge or perspective behind something, so wouldn't a false query involve a question not based on those principals?

Are you all willing to admit that these questions are not being asked for knowledge, but rather for shits or giggles?

Are you willing to admit to being a eunuch?

Because it is spelled eunuch, can I admit to being a eunich and not have actually told anything, while simultaneously being a dick about something as trivial as a small spelling error?

Will you allow an edit?

Doesn't that mean that we're just wasting everyones time, which goes ahead and proves my earlier point about how we aren't posting for knowledge but rather for a laugh or two?

Since when is time spent enjoying something wasted?

Since when is wasted time been unenjoyable?

EDIT : What if the time was wasted watching paint dry?

Did somebody get ninja'd?

Does it matter, since pirates are superior?

How often have you gotten pirated in this thread?

Does the fact that I have never been pirated in this thread show that they are indeed better because they don't need to show off their greatness in an infantile manner like ninjas?

Doesn't that sound like a desperate attempt in shifting the debate to the pirates' favor?

Isn't desperation all a dying man has?

Are you familiar with torrents?

EDIT : Would you be kind enough to explain that to those who do not?

Isn't torrents floods of violent water, often caused by storms which were Mother Nature's version of PMS that destroyed Pirates and their ships, which may or may not have had to do with ninjas offering the Goddess tribute?

So... are you saying that a PMS Goddess in being aided by ninja's in a desperate attempt to stop the true power of piracy?

Wasn't the message more in line of all the pirates being dead?

Can't I streamline your message for something more supportive of my position without you telling me I've corrupted your original intent?

If I were to tell you that despite me being able to prove that the pirates have lost this war, I still root for them moreso than ninjas, would you believe me?

But wouldn't the ultimate show of support for pirates be to remove said inconvenient proofs and alter them to show a pirate victory?

Wouldn't the pirates be satiated if Pink Bunny just gave them booty?

Don't you realize this war cannot end until all ninja-kind has been cast down and pirate blades have rusted from the sheer amount of blood they have been exposed to?

Would it upset you to know that the only reason I support pirates in this bloody war is because of Corsairs?

Would anyone feel especially shocked to learn the only reason I support pirates over ninjas is because of Cervantes?