Perhaps, as he is "war incarnate" he simply grew in power as the cereal war occured, thus he had no reason to use or refer to this war as you mortals foolishly label it; ever think of that?

Are you as impressed at Zuzak's use of a semicolon as I am?

How could I not be?

If you're blind?

What if your mom is blind?

Well, couldn't he bloody well read it for himself?

I dont think he can read if he is blind, or can he?

Isn't that what braille is for?

Do they have braille browsers?

How would that work?

If the screen actually changes shape, is it possible that massive spikes could shoot out of the screen, impaling the reader?

Isn't braille a series of bumps rather than actual spikes?

Isn't the real question supposed to be whether or not we should change braille from bumps to sharp painful spikes?

Wouldn't that be needlessly cruel?

Shouldn't we let "natural selection" or survival of the fittest take its course?

Are you implying that we should kill off the blind population by forcing them to rub their fingers over sharp deadly spikes in a vague attempt to make them bleed to death through their fingertips?

Wouldn't that be an awesome movie plot?

Do we all get producer/consultant credits when it gets made?

Shouldn't we just let them make it, and then sue them for millions?

Wouldn't it be wiser to get in on the ground floor and take it for all the royalties, rather than risk a flop at the box office?

How can it be a Flop if they already are in negotiation with Samuel L Jackson for the Main part?

Why do you assume that just because it has Samuel L. Jackson, it must be able to make millions?

Can you name one Samuel L. Jackson movie that -wasn't- successful?

If they are all so successful how many of his 108 credited films can you name?

Are you sure it isn't 108 credits, including TV shows?

He's starred or guested on TV shows, too?

He has been on Conan O'Brien once or twice hasn't he?

Do talk show appearances really deserve to count as film credits?

Weren't the first films only a few minutes in lenght?

Weren't they on YouTube?

Is there anyone not on youtube?

What does Youtube have to do with the success of Samual "mother-fucker" Jackson?

Does the L stand for "Motha fucker," or "Bad Mother Fucker?"

How do you get either of those statements given the fact that there is no L in them?

Isnt that a silent L?

Perhaps it is a dark L?

Why would the colour of the letter influence pronunciation?

Have you ever listened to football players of different races talk?

Are we talking real football or silly "we need a break every 2 minutes" american football?

Isn't the real football called "Soccer"?

Title™?
 

Is there a 'fake' Football?

Would the XFL count?

Why must the blight of acronism infect our otherwise fine boards, through such innocent looking messages of the one above?

Because the XFL really sucked?

Isn't saying "the XFL" and "Suck" redundant?

Wouldn't 'A Hoover' and 'Your Mom' be a more appropriate suggestion?

Wouldn't your face be a more appropriate suggestion?

Have we really returned to simple "your face" and "your mom" insults?

What did you expect?

I dunno, big musical numbers?

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Dammit, now that Title™ will be stuck in my head all day...
 

Don't you take a left out of Albuquerque?

Isn't it a left -before- alberquerque?

alberquerque? really?

Where the hell is Alberquerque?

Isn't it the largest city in the state of New Mexico, United States?

Was an atlas involved in knowing that?

Why couldn't it be something as simple as wikipedia and reading off the first sentence?

Does this mean the information of the Internet has surpassed the print medium?

What is print medium, a setting to use when printing online documentation?

No, isn't it that obselete version of Wikipedia?

How long has wikipedia been around?

Would you believe "Since the dawn of time?"

Why would I believe that given that I know the Internet has barely been around for only fifty years or so? From wikipedia, no less!

Because Gullible isn't in the dictionary?

Has anyone ever actually fallen for that?

You think that you're too smart to fall for that?

Does it count if they were drunk?

Who doesn't?

Would someone look it up for me?

Why can't you be bothered to?

Even if he's not busy, why should he look it up?

Why should we bother exhibiting any emotion besides sloth?

Are you all a bunch of lazy shirkers or something?

Can't we just blame television/ the internet/ global apathy for any outward signs of laziness we may show?

An Accountable Title™
 

Why can't we just take responsibility for our own actions?

Where do you live, the 1960s?

Seriously, what good came from the 1960's?

Does the lunar landing count?

Surely you mean the "lunar" "landing"?

Dear lord man! Dont you know what your "Air quotes" are implying?!