"Why" "would" "he" "know" "what" "his" "air" "quotes" "imply" "?"

Can one actually have "air quotes" on the internet?

Why must you call into question things you can't prove or disprove?

Isn't it the nature of the human condition to find answers to the universes greatest questions?

Didn't they do that already in the 1960's?

Weren't people too drugged up then to actually do anything?

Isn't that how they came up with thier answers?

What if they got the answers wrong?

How would they know if they did?

Surely the magical unicorns would have told them?

Weren't unicorns extinct by the 60's?

HEY! what are your hands doing in my pockets!?

Why are you pretending you aren't enjoying it?

Why does Tendronai like to molest the other posters on this forum?

you think it has something to do with his Kirby avatar and a fetish for putting people in his mouth?

A Title™?
 

Wasn't that subject made Taboo recently?

Did I miss that somewhere?

Wasn't it an unspoken agreement, passed in the interests of our moral fibre?

Speaking of moral fiber (Go USA!!); Are you one who proscribes to the docrine of moral relatavism?

Isn't the definition of moral relatavism relative to what each individual considers to be the standard of moral relativism?

Isn't moral relativism more concerned with morals and less with definitions of things that aren't themselves morals?

ahn.... no?

Are you perhaps confusing moral relativism in the classical sense with a more artsy fartsy post-modern skewing of it which defeats the point of said moral relativism in the first place?

perhaps... why? are you planning on doing something about it big boy?

Why would you ask a specific person a question, when anyone can play?

Maybe he thinks you are an uggo?

Oh C'mon, you really didnt knew that i was refering to that sleazy bastard that will post next?

Does that make me a sleazy bastard of distinction?

Doesn't it?

Do you realise that contractions are but one step to the total collapse of language as we know it?

Do you think the quote in my sig is a good enough answer to that??

Are you suggesting we all adopt Esperanto, the language of scholars and kings?

Why the fuck would I want to learn Esparanto when the whole world already speaks my native tongue anyway?

How much longer do you think that will be the case?

You think the English Language will see its fall?

What the heck are you talking about, wasn't he referencing latin?

Do you REALLY think i know?

Do I think you would know, is that what you mean?

Why are you dodging the question?

Isn't dodging the question a valid answer?

Doesn't dodging lead inevitably to running away like a girly-girl?

So do we really have Girl-Girl, Girly-Girl and Manly-Girls ? Cant we just cal all them Girls?!

Doesn't categorising things into logical categories seperate us from the beasts of the fields and sky?

Dude, didn't you just note categories in beasts, therefor blurring that distinction?

Can the differing levels of distinction be categorized?

It depends; what is best in life?

Wouldn't it be incredibly arrogant to claim you know what's considered the best in life?

How can you not know that the answer is, "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women?"

Isn't that sexist, at the very least?

Do you know who I was quoting?

Were they a sexist too?

Can somebody please educate Tendronai on the subject of Conan?

Why are we using Conan to answer questions of detailed philosophy?

Depends, are we talking O'Brien or Barbarian?

Wasn't Conan the Barbarian and Conan the Destroyer the same guy?

Then who is Conan O'brien?

Don't you watch late night talk shows?

What kind of sadistic person would stay up until midnight just to hear some overpaid guy in a suit talk make jokes to a canned laugh-track?

Why do you think they're canned laughs when there's a studio audience?

Who would win, Conan the Barbarian in a strength contest or Conan O'Brien in a stand-up act?

How would you go about comparing the two in a way where you could determine a winner?

You really have no idea?

Would I ask a question I already knew the answer to?

Aren't you guys forgetting the one that would take 'em both out, Conan the Librarian?

What's he gona do, beat them up with his immense knowledge of book categorisation?

What about his ultimate weapon, the unholy power of the dewey decimal system?

Have you guys ever seen UHF?

Is that the one with Weird Al?

I have seen that but what relevance does it have to the matter at hand being Conan?

Can anything ever be truly relevant to the entity known as 'Conan?'

How can we decide that without being part of the Conan entity?

Because we are free-thinkers with the capacity to interpret any situation in our cognitive consciousness?

THAT'S what you think about people here on NPF ?

There's people on NPF?

Have you discovered evidence to the contrary?

what could that evidence be?

You mean you haven't noticed?

...wait, what am I noticing again?

Didn't you read when Bellsouth mentioned evidence that we were, in fact, people?

Why would real people live in America, or Canada, or Britain, or any of the other landmasses that we sentinent blobs sit upon?